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Anthony, that piss won't come out to body temp exactly in a condom tucked under your junk, and you will fail the test.
It's going to be either too cold, or too warm, which either means you're dead or you're burning alive. Urine is nearly constant in temperature when it's released from the body.
Your best remedy, if there is one, is to drink at least 64 ounces of water and as much apple juice a day as you can until your test.
It's going to be either too cold, or too warm, which either means you're dead or you're burning alive. Urine is nearly constant in temperature when it's released from the body.
Your best remedy, if there is one, is to drink at least 64 ounces of water and as much apple juice a day as you can until your test.
take niacin twice a day and drink only water for a as long as u can and the day of slam 2 liters of water, and piss a few times before you go. You'll be straight, trust me.
and cranberry juice is also a good way (i dont know if id trust apple juice) anyway this shit works everytime and worked for me.
and cranberry juice is also a good way (i dont know if id trust apple juice) anyway this shit works everytime and worked for me.
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So i get a call from Crossed eyed Joe while i was at work.
he was on his way to my city to come kick it and promote tech.
We end up in a Hooka lounge for like 3 hours, then he takes my gates promo because they ran out.
What i got out of this was, All 6's and 7's is the biggest tech album strange is pushing. I was told its a mix between Anghellic and Killer. The features he has on it will be DOOOOPPPPEEE.
he was on his way to my city to come kick it and promote tech.
We end up in a Hooka lounge for like 3 hours, then he takes my gates promo because they ran out.
What i got out of this was, All 6's and 7's is the biggest tech album strange is pushing. I was told its a mix between Anghellic and Killer. The features he has on it will be DOOOOPPPPEEE.
Wrong...heat it up RIGHT before you go in. I usually go to the nearest gas station and nuke it in the microwave as sick as that sounds. NUKE IT in a bottle then put it in a condom....its better to go in with it hella hot then cold. Cuz then you can put it in the cup and just let it rest for a little bit if its dumb hot. Cause most of them have the thermometer on the side.
I have NEVER failed a piss test using a condom and heating it up. Never. Its so easy.
yeah it will.
but if your that worried about it just try to get clean.
I have NEVER failed a piss test using a condom and heating it up. Never. Its so easy.
yeah it will.
but if your that worried about it just try to get clean.
Im tellin ya its not as hard as people make it out to be.
My roommate just got a job at Ameristar casino using my exact method.
1. Put piss in bottle
2. take it to gas station and nuke it.
3. put it in condom
4. tape condom by your nuts
5. put piss in cup...check temperature if it has it on the side. (which everyone ive fucked with in last 3 years has had one) If not use general common knowledge and wait till it cools down.
6. Pass test and make bank.
Unless someone is watching your dick while your pissing you should have no reason to fail
My roommate just got a job at Ameristar casino using my exact method.
1. Put piss in bottle
2. take it to gas station and nuke it.
3. put it in condom
4. tape condom by your nuts
5. put piss in cup...check temperature if it has it on the side. (which everyone ive fucked with in last 3 years has had one) If not use general common knowledge and wait till it cools down.
6. Pass test and make bank.
Unless someone is watching your dick while your pissing you should have no reason to fail