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ant_johnson_16

ant_johnson_16

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Not sure...it's employment so I'd say probably not. All these damn remedies, some work and some dont. I guess Im gonna try to find some clean piss. I dont like the piss in condom. I dont want it to break and have someone piss running down my leg. Any ideas to put the piss in that will still warm up to body temp?
 
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ant_johnson_16 said:
Not sure...it's employment so I'd say probably not. All these damn remedies, some work and some dont. I guess Im gonna try to find some clean piss. I dont like the piss in condom. I dont want it to break and have someone piss running down my leg. Any ideas to put the piss in that will still warm up to body temp?
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I think balloons are stronger than condoms... so that's what I used, but I didn't factor in that I would have a another interview before the piss test, and then have to wait longer... So I took the balloon, and actually hit up a gas station put it in a cup of water and threw it in the microwave to warm it up a little bit... I used a toothpick in my pocket to poke a hole in it, and fill up the cup... The temperature has to be between 98 and 102 degree's I believe, otherwise it throws up a red flag in some cases... depending on the company... I ending up passing the test, and getting the job...


I learned a valuable lesson that day, and that is... If you're really looking for a good job... don't smoke... haha... It's not worth all the hassle...
 
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