The official ding dong ditch-a-bitch thread

[EastBayDen]

someone please translate the first two senteneces of erikas one night stand:cheeky:

 

[Er1ka]

HALF TOOTED, HALF BLUNTED. JEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

 

[Black Market]

she gave up the anal

 

[Er1ka]

Nah, I didn't. If that happened, I would've mentioned it because I'm sure it would've been entertaining to poast about, durp.

 

[Black Market]

wutchameannoanal? :angry:

 

[Er1ka]

I just said I didn't do anal with THAT guy. Christ.
PAYAFUCKINGTTENTION

 

[Tha Whiteness]

you don't remember due to the cocksloppiness (sp?)

 

[Black Market]

I just said I didn't do anal with THAT guy. Christ.
PAYAFUCKINGTTENTION

well tell us about one of your anal experiences. in detail :cheeky:

 

[Dirty Nappy]

This online bitch wanted to meet me once, I told her get a hotel and ill pay her back when I get there. Show up, she ugly as shit so I just have her suck on my dick. I fuck the shit out her face then bust on her face. She aint never smoked weed before, so I smoke some dro wit her and she get all noided and blowin my buzz. So I fuck her face one more time and nut on it again....Tell her Im going to the gas station across the hotel to hit the ATM to pay her for the room and jus bounce.

 

[Black Market]

internet meet up's mainly revolve around doing that. unless its a fine bitch, then ill kick it with her for abit n pass her to my buddies while we get shit faced. if it wasnt for the internet id only fuck fine chicks. but i got no standards, non what so ever.

 

[Tha Whiteness]

This online bitch wanted to meet me once, I told her get a hotel and ill pay her back when I get there. Show up, she ugly as shit so I just have her suck on my dick. I fuck the shit out her face then bust on her face. She aint never smoked weed before, so I smoke some dro wit her and she get all noided and blowin my buzz. So I fuck her face one more time and nut on it again....Tell her Im going to the gas station across the hotel to hit the ATM to pay her for the room and jus bounce.

-1 for burning with her after she sucked you off

 

[Er1ka]

-1 for burning with her after she sucked you off

Excuse me, but you are not a part of -1 Global. :ermm:

 

[Tha Whiteness]

you're excused








and i do what i want. don't have to be affiliated with anyone
not that i have to explain myself, but i've been doing that before may 2007

 

[Er1ka]

you're excused

and i do what i want. don't have to be affiliated with anyone
not that i have to explain myself, but i've been doing that before may 2007

yer so kewliez cuz uve been sayin taht b4 may 2007.

 

[Tha Whiteness]

never said my coolness was based on some shit i was doing






but thanks for all the attention!!!!!

 

[Er1ka]

Sarcasm, one of my finest qualities.

 

[Tha Whiteness]

i must take a chuckle




whatever helps you sleep at night

 

[Er1ka]

Petty words from a kid that ain't thinkin' right. I keep myself together, no sleep lost tonight.

 

[Tha Whiteness]

good you need all the beauty sleep you can get

 

[Er1ka]

I'm not the one who looks like a crackhead. :shrug: