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SMCrazy

SMCrazy

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#21
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I say this never happend

mostly because black market's dick is too small to cum all over her face, tounge, and hair, while being titty fucked, easpecially with the melons on Bile

plus she's still a minor and the fact that you confessed to that means, you'll be going to jail/hell
 
Black Market

Black Market

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LEFTOVER XTCY: Nah, I think it's funny.
NuttyNorthMusick: thats what i think. its fucking hilarious
Auto-response: LEFTOVER XTCY is away (1:27:37 PM)
"I heard your new song son, yo this your year"
Why don't you run along and tell your girl to bring it here
You got no balance, combined with no talent
Disgraceful, you can catch a face full of phallice
Color me callused on a retribution tangent
LEFTOVER XTCY: i asked for three or four cigarettes you a piece of shit liar
NuttyNorthMusick: its true
NuttyNorthMusick: dont act like its not
NuttyNorthMusick: stinky
LEFTOVER XTCY: yeah but your a jerk
NuttyNorthMusick: you are retarded as fuck
 
SMCrazy

SMCrazy

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Jul 22, 2008
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ZombieGirl said:
So she admits she was w/ you.


lol sm, you have the worst comebacks ever.
The bible talks about his dick ?
Does that make him god?

Dude. you suck at burns.
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bitch I don't do "comebacks"

I give "cumbacks"

I say random shit whenever I feel like it, just lie how you like sticking mickie mouse in your ass to find that magic banana
 
Er1ka

Er1ka

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May 15, 2007
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Some dude met up with me at the mall and from the mall he came off as a total clinger. He asked me if he could hug me and hold my hand. I was a bit weirded out by that, let alone the fact that he KEPT. FUCKING. TALKING. SO, with that we meandered to Kohl's and that is where I said I had to go "use the restroom," called my friend and told 'em to meet me at the store. So trying to get out of Kohl's I hid behind some clothes, did a couple of tuck and rolls and made it out without being seen..By him, anyways. I don't give a fuck if I looked like a retard, I needed to ditch Captain Dipshit, ASAP!
 
Black Market

Black Market

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Er1ka said:
Some dude met up with me at the mall and from the mall he came off as a total clinger. He asked me if he could hug me and hold my hand. I was a bit weirded out by that, let alone the fact that he KEPT. FUCKING. TALKING. SO, with that we meandered to Kohl's and that is where I said I had to go "use the restroom," called my friend and told 'em to meet me at the store. So trying to get out of Kohl's I hid behind some clothes, did a couple of tuck and rolls and made it out without being seen..By him, anyways. I don't give a fuck if I looked like a retard, I needed to ditch Captain Dipshit, ASAP!
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ehhh their was no fucking involved.
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Er1ka

Er1ka

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I wasn't going to fuck the dude if he was already a clinger, you big dummy. If I did, he'd end up like the other one.

I had 1 one nighter with a dude. I was cockslopped as fuck (no homo), gone off that Autogoon, and blunted like no other.. Only thing I remember is the dude was fuckin' me like he was a chihuahua in heat on ya leg, and when he was done he dropped those 3 words. "I love you." I was drunk still, so instead of just rolling over and passin' out, I gave my friends the "code call" and we dipped. (Code call was CHICKEN & WAFFLES) I couldn't sleep in that dudes bed.. He had his fuckin' initials on his pillowcases!

That is why I didn't fuck ole Kohl's dude. I know better than that.
 
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