Lets hear some of your stories. I have many of them. One in particular has come up very recently. Its pretty funny actually, i believe I mentioned it in another thread.
Yes, I met Shelby (DrinkMyBile). It wasnt the worst experience in the world, busting a nut all over her face and her tongue was the high point of it all.
Here are the downfalls of the bitch:
1.She smells like cream cheese, and had dirty greasy hair.
2.she was not worth fucking, not at all. So I titty fucked her in my car.
3.she dresses like a rejected marilyn manson groupie with her fat gut hanging out.
4.she was creeping me out with hints of her wanting to be my bottom bitch or my girlfriend.
5.she has no ass. it looks like a cookie sheet.
6.she got mad when i choked her while titfucking her.
7.she wanted me to take her home with me. my wife would not approve of that pig coming into bed with us.
8.she had no cigarettes and kept bumming off of me.
9.her breath smelled like a poop filled diaper.
10. she tried kissing me
i could go on and on. lets skip right to the best part. I titfucked her, went to a parking lot, asked her to go grab cigs out my trunk. I popped the hook, she got out, i drove off. once across the parking lot within safe distance i got out and closed the trunk. she was racing across the lot yelling shit i could not hear. i proceeded to get into my vehical and drive off, thus forgetting about the grimey bitch.
anyone else got any good stories? i love this kind of shit. Its too bad i didnt take pics. i wish i would of made a video of the situation :ermm:
Yes, I met Shelby (DrinkMyBile). It wasnt the worst experience in the world, busting a nut all over her face and her tongue was the high point of it all.
Here are the downfalls of the bitch:
1.She smells like cream cheese, and had dirty greasy hair.
2.she was not worth fucking, not at all. So I titty fucked her in my car.
3.she dresses like a rejected marilyn manson groupie with her fat gut hanging out.
4.she was creeping me out with hints of her wanting to be my bottom bitch or my girlfriend.
5.she has no ass. it looks like a cookie sheet.
6.she got mad when i choked her while titfucking her.
7.she wanted me to take her home with me. my wife would not approve of that pig coming into bed with us.
8.she had no cigarettes and kept bumming off of me.
9.her breath smelled like a poop filled diaper.
10. she tried kissing me
i could go on and on. lets skip right to the best part. I titfucked her, went to a parking lot, asked her to go grab cigs out my trunk. I popped the hook, she got out, i drove off. once across the parking lot within safe distance i got out and closed the trunk. she was racing across the lot yelling shit i could not hear. i proceeded to get into my vehical and drive off, thus forgetting about the grimey bitch.
anyone else got any good stories? i love this kind of shit. Its too bad i didnt take pics. i wish i would of made a video of the situation :ermm:
