1. I have a hard time tolerating the average humans stupidity, even my lady/best homie/boss.
2. I constantly think of ways to hurt people... even those closest to me, OR total strangers.
3. I have a can of chew that ive been hiding from my lady for..... about a year now. (I dont chew, nor has it ever been opened, i just get an odd feeling, move it, and she ends up doing something where it was.)