The first time I played park and rec basketball (I was in fourth grade) I didn't know what a layup was, and we were doing a layup drill.
I ran to the basket, pulled up from 8 feet out, and banked it in at the angle. The asshole coach was like "who do u think u are, Larry Bird?"
1) What the fuck is wrong with being called Larry Bird, and
2) Yes, I'm a fourth grader playing rec league bball. I think I'm a superstar.
Also, no one should be surprised Anthony Bennett is garbage. Terrible, terrible, terrible first overall pick.