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Today Im getting dirt removed from under my skin from shooting up so much / dirty dope. Never used a dirty needle but it left a big black mark on my arm you can't miss it. Plus its where everybody thinks people shoot up ( well they do ) but many other places too. Anyway it will be nice to have this removed and keep moving on , I don't do that shit anymore so its kinda a big closer ..........
my TRUE story today 2/1/10
my TRUE story today 2/1/10
HERE I OT AN AUDIO STORY FOR YALL, SIT BACK AND TAKE A LISTEN
-I ran over the taco bell dogg
http://www.zshare.net/audio/72009947415c8750/
-I ran over the taco bell dogg
http://www.zshare.net/audio/72009947415c8750/
today i was standing in line at the courthouse, laguna hills .. OC cougar land.
this British lady 40ish...wearing stylish true religion jeans and carrying a burberry bag was going on and on about how she didnt understand the whole proof of insurance ticket to these two nerds who were hanging on to her every word. but the thing is the more you listened to her talk, the hotter she got regardless of how ugly she was. because she was. but when she spoke you started to disregard things and be like "well all id need is some patron" or "she know how to dress, you can tell she got bread."
tl;dr
british chicks: "id fuck cuz her accent was hot."
this British lady 40ish...wearing stylish true religion jeans and carrying a burberry bag was going on and on about how she didnt understand the whole proof of insurance ticket to these two nerds who were hanging on to her every word. but the thing is the more you listened to her talk, the hotter she got regardless of how ugly she was. because she was. but when she spoke you started to disregard things and be like "well all id need is some patron" or "she know how to dress, you can tell she got bread."
tl;dr
british chicks: "id fuck cuz her accent was hot."
This summer me and some friends hit up Pure Platinum in Frankfurt. After some drinks and table dances we hit up some of the whore houses in the neighborhood.
We ended up at this weird ass Russian place that actually had a cover charge (most places are these big ass buildings you walk through and the girls stand by their room).
The dude at the door had two chicks come to the window to show us what the girls looked like. Everyone was like "GOT DAMN" fucking bangin' ass eastern European girls.
We went in there and the thought going through my mind was "These bitches look like they came straight out of the 'The punk rock/emo/scene girls' thread." Every single female in there had that same type of hair style, most had the piercing in the upper lip. I don't think any were tatted up though. All of em were fine as fuck.
My homeboy tagged one in the ass for 100 euro. I'll only admit to getting a massage.
We ended up at this weird ass Russian place that actually had a cover charge (most places are these big ass buildings you walk through and the girls stand by their room).
The dude at the door had two chicks come to the window to show us what the girls looked like. Everyone was like "GOT DAMN" fucking bangin' ass eastern European girls.
We went in there and the thought going through my mind was "These bitches look like they came straight out of the 'The punk rock/emo/scene girls' thread." Every single female in there had that same type of hair style, most had the piercing in the upper lip. I don't think any were tatted up though. All of em were fine as fuck.
My homeboy tagged one in the ass for 100 euro. I'll only admit to getting a massage.
