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Nov 5, 2004
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from prisonplanet.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqpOmEP4OOk

Chavez says US ‘weapon’ caused Haiti quake

Press TV

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez Wednesday accused the United States of causing the destruction in Haiti by testing a ‘tectonic weapon’ to induce the catastrophic earthquake that hit the country last week.
President Chavez said the US was “playing God” by testing devices capable of creating eco-type catastrophes, the Spanish newspaper ABC quoted him as saying.

A 7.0-magnitude quake rattled the desperately poor country on January 12, killing an estimated 100,000 to 200,000 people. As Haiti looks to the world for basic sustenance, the authorities say the biggest dangers facing survivors are untreated wounds and rising disease.

Following the quake, appeals for humanitarian aid were responded to globally. However, the nation is struggling with violence and looting as aid is still not enough for the tens of thousands left homeless and injured.

Chavez said the killer earthquake followed a test of “weapon of earthquakes” just offshore from Haiti. He did not elaborate on the source of his claim.

The outspoken leader had earlier accused the US of occupying Haiti “under the guise of the natural disaster.”

At least 11,000 US troops have been dispatched to the country to provide security for aid distribution efforts.

Venezuelan media have reported that the earthquake “may be associated with the project called HAARP, a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate.”

HAARP, the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, is a study run in Alaska directed at the occasional reconfiguration of the properties of the Earth’s ionosphere to improve satellite communications.

Former US Secretary of Defense William Cohen in 1997 expressed concerned over countries engaging “in eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves.”
 

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May 4, 2005
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after posting my cool story (brah) I smashed into the back of someones car but the way it happened was so cool they were like "cool story brah!" and we parted ways
 
Jan 18, 2008
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So my roomate got jack in the box tonight, and he ate bout half the curly fries and asked if i wanted the rest, I said sure......So im eating the curly fries watching TV and felt this rather odd shape fry, i pull it out and it was a fucking TATER TOT! SCORE! It was quite a nice find, it was like i struck gold.........I also found a regular fry mixed in, but thats no fucking tater tot bitch!
 
Nov 5, 2004
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after posting my cool story (brah) I smashed into the back of someones car but the way it happened was so cool they were like "cool story brah!" and we parted ways
So my roomate got jack in the box tonight, and he ate bout half the curly fries and asked if i wanted the rest, I said sure......So im eating the curly fries watching TV and felt this rather odd shape fry, i pull it out and it was a fucking TATER TOT! SCORE! It was quite a nice find, it was like i struck gold.........I also found a regular fry mixed in, but thats no fucking tater tot bitch!
 

AlcoholicLoser

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i met some bitch as work and she liked me alot and wanted to suck my cock until she met the REAL me, after i get drunk n shit and she went to my myspace and got scared by my music and my posts and thought i might rape/murder her one day lol









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