ok, i was just cutting my hair right now, with hair clippers.
i decided to shave my balls too while im at it. thing is the clippers are my boys, they aint mine.
ok, after carefull thinking and about 4 beers later i said fuck it, he wont know. so there i am, shaving my balls away. i get them pretty clean cut when i decide i should shave UNDER my balls. you know lift up and cut. well that was a mistake. i clipped the bottem of my sack an it was bleeding, i then notice a piece of my balls is wedged in the clipper. you know, ball meat. should i tell my boy, or shouldnt i? i mean the only reason i am contiplating tjis is cuz we are hella cool, i couldnt sleep easy (just a saying, but i just couldnt do that to him cuz were hella cool. i guess karma comes into play). or should i get him new ones an say they broke?
any advice is welcome.
