The "Classic Siccness Posts" topic

[Nuttkase]

Yeah, that hood2hood alias was pretty fucking funny even though he more or less said the same shit each time.

 

[Really Treal]

STOP CRYING LOL...

TOPIC WAS WHY WASN't TELL ME WHEN TO GO FILMED IN VALLEJO

we got sideshows too.......we tell people when to go......jus dont get it.....the guy at the end was from vallejo and the guy whos video it is ...is from vallejo......jus dont understand....its like hes from oakland or sumthin.....i know keak is but its not keaks video.....

 

[Gas One]

that was the dope thing about hood2hoodhost. that real host (was that messy? no one knows to this day..) said the same exact shit, for 6 fucking hours. in every state and city he went in.

how you gon put a mic on someones lip. like killa tay did b-12 eye with the camera hahaha my bad b-12 no beefaroni

 

[Toro]

Yeah, that hood2hood alias was pretty fucking funny even though he more or less said the same shit each time.

Haha, yeah but whenever he said it, if the user was acting like they were on some gangsta shit, dude just put them in their place without even knowing it or trying to.

how you gon put a mic on someones lip

Ha, that's what got me dieing.

 

[Defy]

can u tell tha difference between the verses cuz when i was doing my 2nd and 3rd verse, i had just gotten my braces tightened and they was hurtin a lot

:cheeky:

 

[fillyacup]

lol! i use to have that shit sigged for so long! man, i got some funny quote saved around here somewherw!

 

[Defy]

masturbate infront of pets?
not to long ago i was wailing on my dick right and my dog walk in on me and just stare at me
at first i stopped and looked back at her then i said fuck it and continued to handlit
do any of yall stop when theres pets in the room or jus keep going?
i be thinkin like what if one day they learn how to talk and tell everybody ur business thatll be fucked up and embarasing 4real

lol

 

[Toro]

lol

AHAHAHA, that's better then the guy wondering if ghost watch you jack off.

 

[Gas One]

lmao @ wailing

 

[Defy]

AHAHAHA, that's better then the guy wondering if ghost watch you jack off.

same person....igodummy

 

[Toro]

HA, great quote right after it:

plus that dont make me gay cuz it was a female dog
so it was only one dick in the room

 

[Defy]

lol

 

[Toro]

THE WESTSIDE SMURFS TOOK IT OFF FROM THE JUMP. WILDIN OUT COULD SAY WHEN BUT WHO KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE? IF YOUNG HADN'T GOTTIN IT OFF YOUTUBE HOW MANY TIMES WOULD YOU DRINK SOME EAGLE PISS. YOU KNOW B! I AINT TRYIN TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BUT CATCH 10 SPIDERS AND SEE LIKE THE ROSES BLOOM CHITLINS SHALL KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. I REMEMBER BIG TACO FROM FORT GREEN STARTIN HIP HOP IN 2014 THAT NIGGA USED TO ALWAYS KEEP THREE FISHING POLES AND A WHOLE LOTTA SPARK PLUGS FROM SHOOTIN POOL IN JUVENILE. 9TH WARD WAS MADE IN 1768 BY JOHN WAYNE GACY YET HE STILL MANAGED TO GIVE EVERYONE NEW SEAN JOHN AND MANY X-RAYS OF WHALES AND SALMON.

YESTERDAY I SAW HAMMER AND THEM IN SEATTLE TRYING TO SEE IF NELLY WAS GONNA JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE. I CAN'T CALL IT THOUGH IF MR ROGERS WAS STILL GRINDIN WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS RECESSION. THAT NEW UTFO CD CAME OUT LIKE WE PLANNED 135 SONGS ALL BACKWARDS AND IT COMES WITH THE HELTER SKELTER DVD SET CHARLES MANSON HAS A GUEST FT WITH DR DRE AND REGIS PHILBUN. EVERYDAY WE GO THROUGH THIS MAN I AINT TRYING TO GET A JOB I JUST PUT 9000 HAPPY MEALS ON AN AIRPLANE TO GUAM. ERYKA BAYDU SAID IT BEST 911 IS A JOKE! I AINT BIRTHIN NO BABIES FRESH B MADE ME A SANDWICH OFF 10TH N VINE. LIL WAYNE JUST CAME THRU THAT NIGGA SAID HE WAS GOING TO NURSING SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE MPC 2000 I HOPE HE GETS IN. SUPERHEAD IS HOSTING AMERICAN GANGSTER THAT OUTTA BE TIGHT KNOWING HER AND ROXXANE SHANTE STARTED BANGIN LATIN KINGS IN 1941. ICE SKATING HAS CHANGED MAN NO MORE DAVEY CROCKET RACCON HATS AND SNARF TOLD LIONEL TO PAWN THE SWORD OF OMENS FOR THAT NEW HONDA PRIUS

I assure you 100%, I did not edit any of those quotes...

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

HA, great quote right after it:

lmao...

 

[REdRUM]

Yeah, Gas' Dro quotes had me dying one night...I was drunk like I am tonight, and pineapple snapple munchin' on an apple, pushin' the 'block' like an NFL tackle type of shit had me snorting beer out my nose. LOL good shit, I've read tons of funny shit and never thought to save it...I'll have to catch something to add to this shit.

 

[REdRUM]

I'm no college graduate or nothin
But

How about not smoking weed when you gotta go to a school meeting

You could always try showering

Or washing your clothes more than twice a year

Start snortin coke, it doesn't leave you stinking

Shoot heroin in between your toes, no smell and no marks

Snort the weed

Make an air freshener using rubbing alcohol, garlic, sardine juice , onions , piss and vinegar, spray this all over after smoking your tweeds, then gargle with it

I've heard eating lots of fiber and beans will help, your constant gas will overpower and mj smell

Hang out with a lot of hindus and arabs, the smell of curry and wet camel will cover you

Smoke incense with you weed, just break it down and mix it in. Nag champa works good

I actually haven't figured out yet if this is funny, but I've been laughing for a few minutes. LOL

 

[Nuttkase]

I assure you 100%, I did not edit any of those quotes...

lol @ those quotes. djlocskeet is one of the biggest dumbasses on these boards today. Dude is always posting some sort of drivel that comes from the void where his brain should be.

He is either retarded, schizophrenic, or on some serious drugs. Maybe all three.

That shit was pretty funny though.

 

[kayvee]

you get pretty exited about arguing on the internets huh.

no i just argue on one internet.

~k.

 

[REdRUM]

LOL @ THAT.

Dude trying to be all slick and gets a big fuck you and your mother from Phil. LOL

 

[siccness-user]

white devil has bunch of them

like that shit he said about his homeboys dad throwing his wife off the roof