Texts from Tiger Woods to porn star Joslyn James
- Thread starter ColdBlooded
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Man, it's not how it looks, Tiger got set up, check it out:
Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.
Tiger: Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are you
Joslyn: Sent: 05:56 PM 07/30/2009:
Few mins away. U have the Super Bowl tickets 4 those cancer kids?
Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Joslyn: Sent: 06:11 PM 07/30/2009:
Make a Wish foundation surprise parties r the best!
Tiger: Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Joslyn: Sent: 06:22 PM 07/30/2009:
LOL
Remember, yr doing it for the troops in afghnistn.
******
Tiger: Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after
Joslyn: Sent: 04:12 PM 07/31/2009:
You surprised how sweaty we got building houses 4 habitat 4 humanity?
Tiger: Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down
Tiger: Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry
Joslyn: Sent: 04:32 PM 07/31/2009:
I know I know New Orleans wont rebuild itself
Tiger: Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I'm glad you came out
Joslyn: Sent: 06:06 PM 07/31/2009:
Me too. OK, going 2 feed those Vick pit bulls u rescued. Hope they don't bite my inner thighs this time.
Tiger: Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be Safe
******
Joslyn: Sent: 04:02 PM 08/28/2009:
What would you say to Carlsbad Caverns if you were there right now?
Tiger: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Joslyn: Sent: 04:12 PM 08/28/2009:
LOL. I love spelunking.
******
Tiger: Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad
Tiger: Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now
Joslyn: Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009:
OK, one set of Dr. Scholl's inserts coming right up. Heading out shopping.
Tiger: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Joslyn: Sent: 03:31 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, you like shopping too? The only trouble with strip malls is the walking. Do you know if there's a private jet service that can take me from store to store?
Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Joslyn: Sent: 03:34 PM 08/29/2009:
LMAO! Think you mean soar.
Joslyn: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
Want to come shopping with me some time?
Tiger: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
OK, bring comfy shoes!
******
Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Joslyn: Sent: 03:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, yr asking about the book club? Anyone can join.
Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question
Joslyn: Sent: 03:42 PM 08/29/2009:
Yes Tiger there are other guys and girls in the book club.
Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Joslyn: Sent: 03:45 PM 08/29/2009:
I keep telling you, there's nothing embarrassing about Eat Pray Love. We'll talk about it and drink cosmos!
Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no
Joslyn: Sent: 03:55 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah, should be fun. Don't like E. Gilberts 2nd book tho. Overwritten.
******
Joslyn: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
My screenplay really isn't coming together. Need some dialogue for the enraged donkey-owning farmer.
Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Joslyn: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Wow, that's really great.
Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Joslyn: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Thx. U r so good at this!
******
Tiger: Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Joslyn: Sent: 04:55 PM 08/29/2009:
Pleeeeez let me play shortstop on our softball team. Nothing compares 2 turning a double play!
******
Tiger: Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Joslyn: Sent: 05:05 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah, those torture memos were really messed up. Think its spelled "Yoo" tho.
******
Joslyn: Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
Know you get intense about yr cooking but was hoping u and Elin might bring yr coq au vin to the potluck Sat? Just need main course.
Tiger: Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger: Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me
Joslyn: Sent: 05:21 PM 08/29/2009:
You know I always love when you guys come over for dinner.
Joslyn: Sent: 05:22 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, sorry to change subj. but what did you tell Nick Faldo before the 08 Ryder Cup again?
Tiger: Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Joslyn: Sent: 05:28 PM 08/29/2009:
Right. That was awesome!
******
Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger: Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Joslyn: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
No, I've had baby showers with silver, bronze, platinum decor. Never golden. Planning something for E?
Tiger: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you
Joslyn: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
Ha ha, Almost. What about a karaoke party?
Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
Joslyn: Sent: 01:36 PM 09/08/2009:
Come on, will let you borrow my karaoke machine!!
Tiger: Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe
Joslyn: Sent: 02:58 PM 09/08/2009:
It's got Party in the USA …
Tiger: Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins
******
Tiger: Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this
Joslyn: Sent: 09:41 PM 09/09/2009:
Getting Ben and Jerry's to pay yr endorsement fee in a lifetime supply of ice cream = best idea ever. Just remember no Chubby Hubby. U r allergic
Tiger: Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
Joslyn: Sent: 06:31 AM 10/01/2009:
Remember when you got the girl at Friendlys to give you a free sundae? What did u say 2 her?
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl
Joslyn: Sent: 06:03 PM 09/09/2009:
LOL. Waitresses go for that every time!
Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.
Tiger: Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are you
Joslyn: Sent: 05:56 PM 07/30/2009:
Few mins away. U have the Super Bowl tickets 4 those cancer kids?
Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Joslyn: Sent: 06:11 PM 07/30/2009:
Make a Wish foundation surprise parties r the best!
Tiger: Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Joslyn: Sent: 06:22 PM 07/30/2009:
LOL
Remember, yr doing it for the troops in afghnistn.******
Tiger: Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after
Joslyn: Sent: 04:12 PM 07/31/2009:
You surprised how sweaty we got building houses 4 habitat 4 humanity?
Tiger: Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down
Tiger: Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry
Joslyn: Sent: 04:32 PM 07/31/2009:
I know I know New Orleans wont rebuild itself
Tiger: Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I'm glad you came out
Joslyn: Sent: 06:06 PM 07/31/2009:
Me too. OK, going 2 feed those Vick pit bulls u rescued. Hope they don't bite my inner thighs this time.
Tiger: Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be Safe
******
Joslyn: Sent: 04:02 PM 08/28/2009:
What would you say to Carlsbad Caverns if you were there right now?
Tiger: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Joslyn: Sent: 04:12 PM 08/28/2009:
LOL. I love spelunking.
******
Tiger: Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad
Tiger: Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now
Joslyn: Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009:
OK, one set of Dr. Scholl's inserts coming right up. Heading out shopping.
Tiger: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Joslyn: Sent: 03:31 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, you like shopping too? The only trouble with strip malls is the walking. Do you know if there's a private jet service that can take me from store to store?
Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Joslyn: Sent: 03:34 PM 08/29/2009:
LMAO! Think you mean soar.
Joslyn: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
Want to come shopping with me some time?
Tiger: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
OK, bring comfy shoes!
******
Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Joslyn: Sent: 03:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, yr asking about the book club? Anyone can join.
Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question
Joslyn: Sent: 03:42 PM 08/29/2009:
Yes Tiger there are other guys and girls in the book club.
Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Joslyn: Sent: 03:45 PM 08/29/2009:
I keep telling you, there's nothing embarrassing about Eat Pray Love. We'll talk about it and drink cosmos!
Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no
Joslyn: Sent: 03:55 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah, should be fun. Don't like E. Gilberts 2nd book tho. Overwritten.
******
Joslyn: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
My screenplay really isn't coming together. Need some dialogue for the enraged donkey-owning farmer.
Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Joslyn: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Wow, that's really great.
Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Joslyn: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Thx. U r so good at this!
******
Tiger: Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Joslyn: Sent: 04:55 PM 08/29/2009:
Pleeeeez let me play shortstop on our softball team. Nothing compares 2 turning a double play!
******
Tiger: Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Joslyn: Sent: 05:05 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah, those torture memos were really messed up. Think its spelled "Yoo" tho.
******
Joslyn: Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
Know you get intense about yr cooking but was hoping u and Elin might bring yr coq au vin to the potluck Sat? Just need main course.
Tiger: Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger: Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me
Joslyn: Sent: 05:21 PM 08/29/2009:
You know I always love when you guys come over for dinner.
Joslyn: Sent: 05:22 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, sorry to change subj. but what did you tell Nick Faldo before the 08 Ryder Cup again?
Tiger: Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Joslyn: Sent: 05:28 PM 08/29/2009:
Right. That was awesome!
******
Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger: Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Joslyn: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
No, I've had baby showers with silver, bronze, platinum decor. Never golden. Planning something for E?
Tiger: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you
Joslyn: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
Ha ha, Almost. What about a karaoke party?
Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
Joslyn: Sent: 01:36 PM 09/08/2009:
Come on, will let you borrow my karaoke machine!!
Tiger: Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe
Joslyn: Sent: 02:58 PM 09/08/2009:
It's got Party in the USA …
Tiger: Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins
******
Tiger: Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this
Joslyn: Sent: 09:41 PM 09/09/2009:
Getting Ben and Jerry's to pay yr endorsement fee in a lifetime supply of ice cream = best idea ever. Just remember no Chubby Hubby. U r allergic
Tiger: Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
Joslyn: Sent: 06:31 AM 10/01/2009:
Remember when you got the girl at Friendlys to give you a free sundae? What did u say 2 her?
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a
Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl
Joslyn: Sent: 06:03 PM 09/09/2009:
LOL. Waitresses go for that every time!