Texts from Tiger Woods to porn star Joslyn James

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Gas One

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Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
(i would love the ability? so you cant?)
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:In a week. I will try to wear you out
*(would wear you out turns into 'try to wear you out' in 5 minutes)
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Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
(because im gonna cum quick as fuuuuck...nevermind the wearing you out)
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*Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
(duh, nigga..way to show your inadequacy)

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:You didnt answer the question
(cuz it was a stupid question)

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
(shoulda been a girl YOU trust.)

Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:Does that excite you at all or no
($$$$$$$$!)

Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:God girl. You better want to take care of me /
(wtf?)
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Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:You tell me what you like
(she still dodges question)

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:You are. Always will be. Don't trust people
(simpin 101..he said 'you are, always will be' so imma guess she said 'i like when you call me yours')

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:But you still have not told me what turns you on
(two dicks AKA more than you)
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Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
(still trying..)

Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:Great thing is we have a life time of this
^ (wtf #2...she was prolly laughing...a lifetime of being hid from your wife and everyone else? she wont even tell you what turns her on, bro..and you talkin lifetime shit..)

Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
(wtf #3 , wont leave her?)

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:Baby im not going
anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that.
(wtf #4, he basically says #3 again)

^ tigers biggest txt fuckups.

and from those txt u can tell he aint hittin it right and felt self concious

and then ended it with the coup de gras "dont fucking talk to me"
after tryna make the chick feel like she was gonna be around forever...he gotta sneak her in and out ...then dissed her after all the sweetalk...pretty much forced her hand as a ho..


shoulda kept it real and tread lightly tiger, you got played on some boomerang shit

edit: one of the texts nigga had the BZ in and out of the room in 30 minutes, talkin about wearing her out....good job nigga
 
M BUTCHER 206

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lol tiger woods has this sexual inferiority complex you can tell from his last text mesasges like "you probably had plenty of big strong black men" or something similar and hes always needing to be reassured. like gas pointed out hes not handling it right in the bed or isnt confident about his size, a hoe is only a therapist these hoes needed to be doing a better job for all that paper they were getting, tiger should have been feeling like god. his homie was fucking up by hooking tiger up wtih these tore up used up whores he was fucking. how the fuck you going to feel like a beast when these bitches are being furiously pounded by two or more 10+ inches on the regular and you just this average dude who maybe thinks hes small. tiger needed some nice fresh smart and obviously more discreet hoes and he wouldve been straight. his homie who hooked him up with these whores mustve wanted to see him fall, or maybe his homie is a big cokehead like gas was implying coke could be involved in this whole shit it usually is where weathered faces and fake tits are involved
 
Gas One

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M BUTCHER 206 said:
lol tiger woods has this sexual inferiority complex you can tell from his last text mesasges like "you probably had plenty of big strong black men" or something similar and hes always needing to be reassured. like gas pointed out hes not handling it right in the bed or isnt confident about his size, a hoe is only a therapist these hoes needed to be doing a better job for all that paper they were getting, tiger should have been feeling like god. his homie was fucking up by hooking tiger up wtih these tore up used up whores he was fucking. how the fuck you going to feel like a beast when these bitches are being furiously pounded by two or more 10+ inches on the regular and you just this average dude who maybe thinks hes small. tiger needed some nice fresh smart and obviously more discreet hoes and he wouldve been straight. his homie who hooked him up with these whores mustve wanted to see him fall, or maybe his homie is a big cokehead like gas was implying coke could be involved in this whole shit it usually is where weathered faces and fake tits are involved
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right...certain shit just dont add up to me...its like he was super paranoid about her being seen coming to his room (theres cameras in hotels anyway) but seemed to be completely oblivious to the fact that shes a porn chick and their line of work is scandelous to begin with. he didnt even think about the fact he left a key for her at the front desk.

secondly hella people look out their peepholes in hotels just to see whos in the hallway, i do that shit all the time. just like tiger was doing. he seemed oblivious to that, too.

then, its like he would flip flop on his feelings, one moment hes acting like he loves the bitch on some tender dick shit, the next hes acting like hes on the set of bangbus talkin about fucking ass and choking.. he even put trust in the bitch as far as telling her that SHE could pick the girl for the 3some...well shit what if that other chick saw the dollar signs?

i find it hard that tiger could look at this broad and the situation, and not realize the risk without some sort of substance clouding his common sense.

you stick to one or the other..either shes your jump off or youre tryna fuck with her on some real shit...its like as soon as she saw she was getting played she returned fire..

he woulda almost just been better off paying for the pussy through a bunny ranch and had her shipped in..atleast that way confidentiality agreements woulda been in place.i mean hes payin the bitches plane shit, her food and all that anyway...

and whats this about 'i fucked it up' ? like he apparently slipped as some point. coke to me is probably the easiest drug to match with this whole thing, and she looks dead-on coke whore. imma ask the homie in hollywood jacky jasper what he knows, i might find some hilarious shit out lol

somethin about this story just seems like...theres something more to it...
 
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tiger getting psychologically analyzed on the siccness through his text messages to his hoes..........they said on the radio he had a text where he was gonna rkelly one of the hoes did i miss that one?
 
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fuck it, if i was rich as tiger i probably would have never got married in the first place and mowed through as much bush as i could
 
Mr. Nice Guy

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The only way Tiger fucked up is by not telling his wife in the first place;

"look I am Tiger Woods...I am going to fuck who I want, when I went...If you can't handle that, there is door"

People on here always talking about the whores and questionable girls they fuck, why can't Tiger indulge in that? When you have money you are only allowed to fuck high class good girls?

As far as I am concerned Tiger was just staying true to the old adage "for sure pussy is better than no pussy"
 
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Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears
Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready
Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful
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haha
 
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