Stranger: hi
You: hey...here's some candy
Stranger: oh sure
You: follow into my van
Stranger: ooh, okay.
You: alright, now we're gettin' somewhere
You: everyone else i tried to fuc...talk to tonight, didn't want my candy
Stranger: aw,
Stranger: well.
Stranger: i love candy.
You: what's your favorite?
Stranger: and i'll fuc....talk to you [;
Stranger: i like lollipops
You: alright, now follow me into the woods...it should be nice and quiet out here
Stranger: sure thing.
You: here, breathe in this ether, it'll make everything smoother
Stranger: okay.
You: oops, now you're on the ground
Stranger: why are you taking your pants off ?
You: they slipped
You: oh good, they're back up now
Stranger: ohp, whats that thing sticking out ?
You: HAMMERTIME BITCH
You: *hammer to the dome*
You: die bitch die