Talk with total strangers online.
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Stranger: I'm from the future.
You: Im from the past
Stranger: I know what will happen in your life.
You: i know what you did last summer
Stranger: I know who you'll marry. And when you'll die
You: i know who raped you in 3rd grade
Stranger: OMG. You knew about that!?
You: yes maam
Stranger: and you didn't stop him!?
You: welcome to AIDS bitch
Stranger: AH
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Stranger: I'm from the future.
You: Im from the past
Stranger: I know what will happen in your life.
You: i know what you did last summer
Stranger: I know who you'll marry. And when you'll die
You: i know who raped you in 3rd grade
Stranger: OMG. You knew about that!?
You: yes maam
Stranger: and you didn't stop him!?
You: welcome to AIDS bitch
Stranger: AH
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You: knock knock
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: whos there
You: *socks you in the face*
You: Home invasion bitch get on the floor!
You: Where is the money man, don't make me kill you
Stranger: in the cabinet, on the 4th floor
You: *ties you up*
Stranger: please don't kill me I have kids
You: *runs up to the 4th floor*
You: *opens cabinet... only to find it full of sex toys*
You: what the fuck?
Stranger: you opened the wrong cabinet
You: *opens other cabinet*
You: *a midget jumps out and stabs me in the face*
You: *I backpeddle out of the room and trip and fall down the stairs landing on you*
You: the midget is in hot pursuit
Stranger: thats tonto, the midget butler
Stranger: hes a blackbelt...get him tonto, kill him!
You: *runs out of house screaming*
Stranger: Get him tonto so I can take him back upstairs and use the sex toys on him!
You: Ummmm..dude, what the fuck?
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You: knock knock
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: whos there
You: *socks you in the face*
You: Home invasion bitch get on the floor!
You: Where is the money man, don't make me kill you
Stranger: in the cabinet, on the 4th floor
You: *ties you up*
Stranger: please don't kill me I have kids
You: *runs up to the 4th floor*
You: *opens cabinet... only to find it full of sex toys*
You: what the fuck?
Stranger: you opened the wrong cabinet
You: *opens other cabinet*
You: *a midget jumps out and stabs me in the face*
You: *I backpeddle out of the room and trip and fall down the stairs landing on you*
You: the midget is in hot pursuit
Stranger: thats tonto, the midget butler
Stranger: hes a blackbelt...get him tonto, kill him!
You: *runs out of house screaming*
Stranger: Get him tonto so I can take him back upstairs and use the sex toys on him!
You: Ummmm..dude, what the fuck?
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Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: nufin much
Stranger: where u from
You: damn, I thought that said muffin munch lol
You: I was going to say let me join in
You: I'm in Iraq
You: stationed here
You: for another 6 months
Stranger: lol that sucks
Stranger: what army
You: from Texas though
You: marines not army
Stranger: tell me somthing intresting
Stranger: about what ur doing in iraq
You: it's hot here
Stranger: somthing that is secret
Stranger: that ur not really meant to say
You: hold on a second okay? something is going on outside
Stranger: ok
You: holy shit, we are under attack
You: fuck man, I dont wanna die
Stranger: really?
You: I just signed up to get money for college
You: oh my god they are everywhere
You: tell my mom I love her!
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: tell me ur adresss
You: suicide bomber
Stranger: you there man?
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Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: nufin much
Stranger: where u from
You: damn, I thought that said muffin munch lol
You: I was going to say let me join in
You: I'm in Iraq
You: stationed here
You: for another 6 months
Stranger: lol that sucks
Stranger: what army
You: from Texas though
You: marines not army
Stranger: tell me somthing intresting
Stranger: about what ur doing in iraq
You: it's hot here
Stranger: somthing that is secret
Stranger: that ur not really meant to say
You: hold on a second okay? something is going on outside
Stranger: ok
You: holy shit, we are under attack
You: fuck man, I dont wanna die
Stranger: really?
You: I just signed up to get money for college
You: oh my god they are everywhere
You: tell my mom I love her!
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: tell me ur adresss
You: suicide bomber
Stranger: you there man?
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another long one
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Stranger: hi
You: im a pretty popuklar guy
You: like
You: alot of ppl like me
You: im not cocky though
You: thank god
Stranger: i'm a gay
You: damn
You: god hates you
Stranger: xd jk
You: lies
You: no one jokes about that
You: you were serious
Stranger: nope, i;m hetero
You: so tell me
Stranger: yes
You: what does vagina taste like
Stranger: ?
You: if your hetero
You: you would know
You: if your a butt muncher
You: then you wouldnt
Stranger: i'm sixteen lol i'm virgin
You: wtf virgin at 16
You: damn
You: you must be gay
You: and just dont kno it yet
Stranger: no i'm not
You: i was fuckin hoes in preschool
Stranger: i like girls man
You: i got suspended for fuckin the teacher
You: im all man
You: your all vagina hair
Stranger: lol
You: so your 16 do you smoke cigs
You: and drink with the homies
Stranger: i smoked 2 times, but i dont like this
You: or are you straight edge... like a square
Stranger: i dont understand
You: have you ever tried stealing your parents drugs from the medicine cabinet
You: like codiene
You: and vicodin
You: that shit is the shit
You: shit yeah
You: gets me all fucked up then i make love with my bitch
You: sweet animal love
You: sometimes i shoot nimal lvoe goo in her face
Stranger: good luck! and send regards to her
You: but sometimes she doesnt like it when i do that
You: because she cant see and her cataract is gettin worse
Stranger: u like to make cum with street meet grls?
You: i meet hoes on craigslist casual encounters
You: its saffe
You:
You: emoticons FTW
Stranger: where are u from?
You: CALI
You: yadADADADADA
You: where you from
You: virgin
Stranger: poland
You: daaaaaaaamn
Stranger: what?
You: you totally got invaded by germany
You: in that war
You: like first
Stranger: almost
You: yea all i know is america won every war
You: ... ever
You: even if we werent involved
You: AMERICA FUCK YEAH
You: you know
You: what i mean
Stranger: i guess u r american guy?
You: lol
You: yes
You: yes i am
Stranger: do you?
You: i do
You: do you have porn in poland
You: with nuggets
Stranger: yea
You: like people with no legs and arms
You: fuckin
You: nugget porn
You: ....
You:
Stranger: nope, i ididnt saw this nugget porn
You: fuckin japs prolly stole it
You: so do you like hate americans and shit
Stranger: but i like to watch drunk american girls fucked in car
You: you sir are a good man
You: i fuck drunk american girls all the time
You: ill send you a tape
You: 3 easy payments of 9.99
Stranger: try to upload it to redtube or youporn or other porn site, ill watch this one
You: its on redtube under fat smelly ass
Stranger: gimme link
You: i got another vid of me but they made me delete it from youporn
You: ill send you the link
You: hold on
Stranger: or other - type tags of this video
You: hold on i cant find it
Stranger: ok ill wait
You: here
You: http://ratemyshocker.com/CMS/play/Videos/_Water_Sports/The_Famous_Dolphin_Head_Video
You: im famous
Stranger: u sucked dolphins cock? u ROX!!!!
You: hell yah
You: i ate the cum too
You: it tastes like marshmellow puff
You: mmm
Stranger: damn
You: dolphin cum and peanut butter sandwich
Stranger: could u tell me
Stranger: Stranger: what does vagina taste like
Stranger: ye could u tell me that?
You: it kinda taste like a mix of flat sprite and a faint after tatse of vaginal discreet
You: pretty good
You: not as good as dolphin jizz
Stranger: i guess
You: well the bat symbol just tunred on
You: so you know what that means
You: i gots to go
Stranger: lols i think dolphins jizz could be sell in KFC
You: lmao
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Stranger: hi
You: im a pretty popuklar guy
You: like
You: alot of ppl like me
You: im not cocky though
You: thank god
Stranger: i'm a gay
You: damn
You: god hates you
Stranger: xd jk
You: lies
You: no one jokes about that
You: you were serious
Stranger: nope, i;m hetero
You: so tell me
Stranger: yes
You: what does vagina taste like
Stranger: ?
You: if your hetero
You: you would know
You: if your a butt muncher
You: then you wouldnt
Stranger: i'm sixteen lol i'm virgin
You: wtf virgin at 16
You: damn
You: you must be gay
You: and just dont kno it yet
Stranger: no i'm not
You: i was fuckin hoes in preschool
Stranger: i like girls man
You: i got suspended for fuckin the teacher
You: im all man
You: your all vagina hair
Stranger: lol
You: so your 16 do you smoke cigs
You: and drink with the homies
Stranger: i smoked 2 times, but i dont like this
You: or are you straight edge... like a square
Stranger: i dont understand
You: have you ever tried stealing your parents drugs from the medicine cabinet
You: like codiene
You: and vicodin
You: that shit is the shit
You: shit yeah
You: gets me all fucked up then i make love with my bitch
You: sweet animal love
You: sometimes i shoot nimal lvoe goo in her face
Stranger: good luck! and send regards to her
You: but sometimes she doesnt like it when i do that
You: because she cant see and her cataract is gettin worse
Stranger: u like to make cum with street meet grls?
You: i meet hoes on craigslist casual encounters
You: its saffe
You:
You: emoticons FTW
Stranger: where are u from?
You: CALI
You: yadADADADADA
You: where you from
You: virgin
Stranger: poland
You: daaaaaaaamn
Stranger: what?
You: you totally got invaded by germany
You: in that war
You: like first
Stranger: almost
You: yea all i know is america won every war
You: ... ever
You: even if we werent involved
You: AMERICA FUCK YEAH
You: you know
You: what i mean
Stranger: i guess u r american guy?
You: lol
You: yes
You: yes i am
Stranger: do you?
You: i do
You: do you have porn in poland
You: with nuggets
Stranger: yea
You: like people with no legs and arms
You: fuckin
You: nugget porn
You: ....
You:
Stranger: nope, i ididnt saw this nugget porn
You: fuckin japs prolly stole it
You: so do you like hate americans and shit
Stranger: but i like to watch drunk american girls fucked in car
You: you sir are a good man
You: i fuck drunk american girls all the time
You: ill send you a tape
You: 3 easy payments of 9.99
Stranger: try to upload it to redtube or youporn or other porn site, ill watch this one
You: its on redtube under fat smelly ass
Stranger: gimme link
You: i got another vid of me but they made me delete it from youporn
You: ill send you the link
You: hold on
Stranger: or other - type tags of this video
You: hold on i cant find it
Stranger: ok ill wait
You: here
You: http://ratemyshocker.com/CMS/play/Videos/_Water_Sports/The_Famous_Dolphin_Head_Video
You: im famous
Stranger: u sucked dolphins cock? u ROX!!!!
You: hell yah
You: i ate the cum too
You: it tastes like marshmellow puff
You: mmm
Stranger: damn
You: dolphin cum and peanut butter sandwich
Stranger: could u tell me
Stranger: Stranger: what does vagina taste like
Stranger: ye could u tell me that?
You: it kinda taste like a mix of flat sprite and a faint after tatse of vaginal discreet
You: pretty good
You: not as good as dolphin jizz
Stranger: i guess
You: well the bat symbol just tunred on
You: so you know what that means
You: i gots to go
Stranger: lols i think dolphins jizz could be sell in KFC
You: lmao
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You: You ever played tetris?
Stranger: yes
You: I played tetris once in the toilet, the brown piec es taste good.
You: You like tetris?
Stranger: eww that's disgusting.
You: I made a tetris game called Human Ass dog
You: Can you guess what its about?
Stranger: you're weird. really weird. bye
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You: You ever played tetris?
Stranger: yes
You: I played tetris once in the toilet, the brown piec es taste good.
You: You like tetris?
Stranger: eww that's disgusting.
You: I made a tetris game called Human Ass dog
You: Can you guess what its about?
Stranger: you're weird. really weird. bye
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Stranger: LET'S PLAY A GAME
You: You want subversion on a massive level? You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots?
It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?"
Next scene, next scene!!! You see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.
All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right?
And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!"
Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!
Stranger: TOP GUN WAS A GOOD FLICK. I THOUGHT KELLY WAS HOTTER IN WITNESS THO
You: FAG
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Stranger: LET'S PLAY A GAME
You: You want subversion on a massive level? You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots?
It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?"
Next scene, next scene!!! You see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.
All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right?
And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!"
Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!
Stranger: TOP GUN WAS A GOOD FLICK. I THOUGHT KELLY WAS HOTTER IN WITNESS THO
You: FAG
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