Stupidest Things You've Heard

[TOKZTLI]

"My dream is to coach in the NFL, probably for the Steelers," rapper Snoop Dogg told the New York Daily News this week. "Put that out there for me."

"If I trained, I could be an NFL wide receiver, because I have the ability to get open," Snoop told the News."


AHAHAHA STOOOOPID

 

[swift408]

some guy: you eve notice how the first half hour goes by quicker than the second half hour?
stupid white kid: its because gravity helps the big hand go down quicker. and in the second half hour, gravity pushes the hand down, so it is slower

 

[swift408]

white girl: wait, are u mexican?
me with a shirt that said brown pride

 

[KAH]

haha the Yankees. How many home runs did Tom Brady hit?

The stupidest shit I saw today is that show on MTV, My Sweet 16. Who saw this shit?

The show was following around this rich ass girl preparing for her sweet 16. Her ass got to fly to Paris to go shopping for her dress. Then they show her car shopping, she climbs into a Range, then they tell her its a used car, then she starts whining about it. To me thats some stupid ass shit for letting your kid do that shit. Her parents didn't buy her the car though. Thank God. Atleast they have some sense.

Another stupid story, I know a guy who was driving when he was hella drunk, he stopped at a green light. Then a cop pulls up, gets out then asks for his i.d., so then he pulls out his flask. So then he got a DUI.

Then I know this other guy who gets pulled over for being drunk, they pull him out and start doing the sobriety tests. So the cop then asks him to count to 10 backwards. So the dude turns away and counts up to ten. So he earned himself a DUI.

I SAW THAT SHOW BITCH STARTED COMPLAININ BOUT EVERYTHING. SHE DID END UP GETTIN THE RANGE ROVER NOT THE ONE THEY SAID WAS USED, BUT SHE GOT A BRAND NEW WHITE ONE