Stupidest Things You've Heard

SonnyBlac · Feb 6, 2005

True fucking story....

A girl asked me "do all black guys hit females" i said, "No. But its fact that white girls suck dick on the 1st date" Girl says "no we dont" I say "Lemme ask your last 2 BFs bout it" She tried to kick my nuts right, nope...i sidestepped and kicked her in the cunt....true story...also

"Tupac is still alive"
"Big asses are ugly"
"Burlingame has a ghetto by the freeway right?"

Damize-Clicc · Feb 6, 2005

when i went to school me an some cat was talkin bout bay music. so he says you like that rapper "cough nut"..i started rollin...im like naw his name aint "cough nut" its "cougnut"...he didnt wanna believe me tho....so he like naw there two of em! coughnut and cougnut.....im like yeah ok

MeloTrauma · Feb 6, 2005

^^^ haha, I heard his name pronounced "Coupe Nut" on a few occasions

mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY · Feb 7, 2005

lmao i remember the cough nut thread shit was too funny... foreals even on his own tapes and vinyl they spelt it wrong...

mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY · Feb 7, 2005

OH SHIT i got a funny one..

watchin telly right... mates girl says to me when the weather's on... 'Where's Oxford on the map, can you point to it for me?'.. considerin she been livin there for fuckin years, she says.. 'Oh, i thought it was more south than that?'... nah she aint blonde.

i overheard this at halfords

customer: i need some lights for my car
staff: okay what car do you drive, engine size?
customer: it's red?

Sydal · Feb 7, 2005

SLOWPOKE said:

HAHAHA...

It was only about 2 weeks ago when we were kickin it in Shocks' hotel room before the San Jose show, when Shock said something like..."Back when people still believed Humpty Hump and Shock-G were two different people...and some still think this is true today"....

HAHAHA!! He said that right before he started coloring the Humpty Nose...LOL!!!

SLOW rhythm · Feb 7, 2005

I might be younger but i'll be prettier longer'..

"what's more funn than spraying a dood in the face with mase, kicking him to the gutter and beating them with a billy club'..

first was some bitch,second from a dood..both from elimidate

MeloTrauma · Feb 7, 2005

Sydal said:

I have a Source magazine from back in the day that has a pic of Shock G And Humpty standing next to eachother. I always thought they were the same person, but then I saw that pic. Now I dont know what the hell to believe.

thug thizzle · Feb 7, 2005

my cousin sayin Biggie was on Deathrow Records

Cheaptimes · Feb 7, 2005

"yea i voted for arnold"

Sydal · Feb 7, 2005

MeloTrauma said:

That photo is very easily explained. Shock used to have somebody DOUBLE as Humpty while on tour. He would have different people slap the costume on at different times, he talks about it in one of the 2Pac DVD's, and he spoke about it briefly when we were there.

I didn't know at first that it was the same cat, back when they first blew up. Then, I heard Shock and Humpty were the same cat (shortly after Pac arrived on the scene)...I believed it for some reason. Then, I met Shock G @ Assassin's a few weeks back, and we were invited to join the entourage for a few shows. We did that, and even though I knew they were the same cat, it was confirmed right before the show here in San Jose. We got up to his room like 3 hours early, so we were just chillin, choppin it up. He made a comment about the Humpty thing, and pulled a nose and a book of sharpie markers out of his bag...and started coloring the nose brown. He said he gets a new nose for each show.

So, you now know what to believe...you have the inside scoop on it. He even slaps the nose on right in front of the crowd now.

DubbC415 · Feb 7, 2005

Cheaptimes said:

i got one to add to that.

a girl in my class giving current events around the time of that election.

"yeah, i think i would vote for arnold if i could, because it would be SOOO cool to have an actor for a governor!"

MeloTrauma · Feb 7, 2005

Sydal said:

That photo is very easily explained. Shock used to have somebody DOUBLE as Humpty while on tour. He would have different people slap the costume on at different times, he talks about it in one of the 2Pac DVD's, and he spoke about it briefly when we were there.

I didn't know at first that it was the same cat, back when they first blew up. Then, I heard Shock and Humpty were the same cat (shortly after Pac arrived on the scene)...I believed it for some reason. Then, I met Shock G @ Assassin's a few weeks back, and we were invited to join the entourage for a few shows. We did that, and even though I knew they were the same cat, it was confirmed right before the show here in San Jose. We got up to his room like 3 hours early, so we were just chillin, choppin it up. He made a comment about the Humpty thing, and pulled a nose and a book of sharpie markers out of his bag...and started coloring the nose brown. He said he gets a new nose for each show.

So, you now know what to believe...you have the inside scoop on it. He even slaps the nose on right in front of the crowd now.

^^^ Damn dawg, you explaining that to me is like telling a kid there is no Santa Claus. Thanx for killin that mystique, I was very happy being in the dark about it... RIP Humpty Hump, a piece of my childhood is gone forever.

And`1 · Feb 7, 2005

this shit actually happened today at work. its the dumbest shit ive ever heard in my life. me and some people were standin around talking about the super bowl, another worker just walks up and is like who won? the yankees?

Lamberto Quintero · Feb 8, 2005

I saw this in an old Mexican movie, but then I saw it happen in real life. Some guy in Mexico knew I was from the United States and he told me "Merry Christmas, and a Happy New York!"

Also, I guess one of my uncles right when he came to the US from Mexico was buyin a soda from a vending machine, and he put in all the money except 10 cents, and it said "Dime." So he told the machine that he wanted a Coke. Dime in spanish means tell me. I always thought that was funny as hell.

BaSICCally · Feb 8, 2005

haha the Yankees. How many home runs did Tom Brady hit?

The stupidest shit I saw today is that show on MTV, My Sweet 16. Who saw this shit?

The show was following around this rich ass girl preparing for her sweet 16. Her ass got to fly to Paris to go shopping for her dress. Then they show her car shopping, she climbs into a Range, then they tell her its a used car, then she starts whining about it. To me thats some stupid ass shit for letting your kid do that shit. Her parents didn't buy her the car though. Thank God. Atleast they have some sense.

Another stupid story, I know a guy who was driving when he was hella drunk, he stopped at a green light. Then a cop pulls up, gets out then asks for his i.d., so then he pulls out his flask. So then he got a DUI.

Then I know this other guy who gets pulled over for being drunk, they pull him out and start doing the sobriety tests. So the cop then asks him to count to 10 backwards. So the dude turns away and counts up to ten. So he earned himself a DUI.

MeloTrauma · Feb 8, 2005

"Wow, these tamales are kinda tough."

- my mom's white friend at our house Christmas Eve trying to eat tamales with the husks still on.

DubbC415 · Feb 8, 2005

^^^^hahahaha....thats good shit right here...but tamales sound soooo bomb right now.

SLOWPOKE · Feb 8, 2005

BaSICCally said:

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT....LATER THAT WEEK THE ONLYTHING THEY ARE GONNA DO IS BUY HER A NEW LEX?

BaSICCally · Feb 9, 2005

SLOWPOKE said:

True, her dad spent over 40,000 g's for her party. For one fucking day. This bitch better shit out gold turds...seriously.

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