Stoned Creations:

[Lamberto Quintero]

Weiner Toatstie ....they used to make those @ my elementary / middle schools

Damn, I thought I was a genius for a while...

 

[siccness-user]

damn, i just tried to feed myself... and i feel like im about to throw up

i rather call someone to cook for me

 

[Stealth]

damn.... that sounds kinda familiar, probably cuz it's a fucking salad dude. shit

lmao

 

[Nuttkase]

I remember the first time I went to CPK when I was down in CA back in the day before they were everywhere. My friend said it was really good. I walked in and saw something that looked like this on someones table...

...and I just turned around and said "You would get your ass kicked trying to pass that off as pizza in NYC" and walked out.

Fuck that place.

 

[rekomstop]

addition to my little cook book:

kettle cooked jalapeno chips with welch's fruit snack, it tasted awesome...
haha i put the fruit snack on top of the chip..

and then i was eating reeses too...and i put some chocolate on top of the fruit snack and on top of the chip.

 

[Masked Lemon]

I bet you don't have one real food item in your entire fucking house...


Top ramen, potato chips, fruit snacks, reese's pb cups, none of these are real food.


And then you wonder why the police search your house 3 times for drugs...

 

[rekomstop]

i live in a dorm room..
i have a microwave
and mini fridge...
thats my kitchen, and my pantry is a small roll out bin...
sorry i don't have a lavish way of living...

 

[rekomstop]

and all the food and candy was given to me, so ihad to make do..

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

You are, amigo.


.....but the lunch ladies are ACE genius', ....sloppy joes & all

True that.

And LOL @ an iHad...

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

I'm eating huevos con chorizo in a bowl mixed with Oh's cereal and having a glass of diet coke.

 

[thatguy]

i made stir fry with ramen noodles, and put that inside a tortilla shell with some sausage, eggs, hot sauce, and sour cream, thats the shit right there

 

[TaxMan]

take two blueberry waffles, and put peanut butter on one about an inch thick, and place another on top.. it makes a delicious sandwich.

 

[pistoleroX4]

Leftover rib meat on some wonder bread with ketchup.

Microwaved Hotdogs wrapped in a hot tortilla with a mixture of ketchup and tapatio hot sauce on the inside.

 

[iaoish]

Usually I've eaten already but I rock them baopao's

oh and a peanut butter and chocopasta sandwhich is great! like eating a snicker sandwhich

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

The other day I took lettuce, added some carrots, croutons, a little bit of cheese, a tomato, and I added italian dressing.

You motherfuckers HAVE to try that. It was boooomb!

LMFAO

So basically you made a salad

fucking dumb ass

FGNDKLNGDSbgdsnbjsdfe

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I remember the first time I went to CPK when I was down in CA back in the day before they were everywhere. My friend said it was really good. I walked in and saw something that looked like this on someones table...

...and I just turned around and said "You would get your ass kicked trying to pass that off as pizza in NYC" and walked out.

Fuck that place.

And the award for "gayest hardcore personal stance over some dumb ass shit" goes to...

"I walked into this Safeway once...and the isles were oriented catty-corner...and I was like 'you motherfuckers would get whooped on for calling this a store plan in Texas'...and I left"

"I went to the bathroom at this gas station and the toilet paper was not placed in proper OVERHAND fashion. It was in fact oriented in the UNDERHAND fashion. I would have bumped my hand against the wall trying to get the TP out.

I went up to the clerk like 'this gas station needs to learn a thing or two about hygiene' and I shit my pants. Fuck using that bathroom"

 

[YOUNG BREW]

i used to fucks with homemade pizza back as a high ass youngster....one piece of bread...add pasta sauce...and a slice of american cheese on top..heat for like 20 seconds....grub

or just the bread with cheese heat for 20 seconds..yada


mac n cheese w/salsa

baked potatoe with bbq sauce yeaaaaaaa and cheese

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

My tongue smells like a colonoscopy

SPS

lol

 

[rekomstop]

jakes pizza off lincoln
or the garret off bascom
they are the same shit except for the name...bomb ass pizza...i dont fuck with nothing but

garret?
meeeh.
i work at the best fuckin pizza place in morgan hill/san jose area.
seriously we got some bomb ass shit..

i'll hook ya up girl, not even for business, just to prove how good our shit is..

btw i was livin on bascom for 2 years...too fuckin expensive tho, fuckin campbell/los gatos is a joke.

 

[Stalka All Day]

garret?
meeeh.
i work at the best fuckin pizza place in morgan hill/san jose area.
seriously we got some bomb ass shit..

i'll hook ya up girl, not even for business, just to prove how good our shit is..

btw i was livin on bascom for 2 years...too fuckin expensive tho, fuckin campbell/los gatos is a joke.

what pizza place is that?