some bitch ass shit YOU'VE done. your story
- Thread starter fillyacup
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damn this guy did a LOT of bitch ass shitdudes going to get smoked someday. that or has so many enemies just stays inside now, that g'z up guy
one time this dude was onto me and my friends (we were like 11) that we were stealing hella from his mexican store and we were, probably stole like 1000 dollars in cigarettes total and 300 dollars in lighters, but anyway he tells us we're not allowed in there so we find his car at night since he lives like 3 blocks from the shit and bust like 400 eggs that we stole from his store on it, then coat it with toilet paper completely around AND under the car, then bust out the tail lights
we werent on some break the windshield shit and didnt realize eggs ruined paint. didnt want to financially ruin him for a few months like you fuckin btichmades
i just remember it cause afterwards he got some "jesus loves you" stickers and shit all over the back of his ruined car. that was bitchmade to me, cause you dont fuck with another dudes car. but hey most of you sound like degenerate sociopath cowards in this bitch, realness factor of this thread negative150%
one time this dude was onto me and my friends (we were like 11) that we were stealing hella from his mexican store and we were, probably stole like 1000 dollars in cigarettes total and 300 dollars in lighters, but anyway he tells us we're not allowed in there so we find his car at night since he lives like 3 blocks from the shit and bust like 400 eggs that we stole from his store on it, then coat it with toilet paper completely around AND under the car, then bust out the tail lights
we werent on some break the windshield shit and didnt realize eggs ruined paint. didnt want to financially ruin him for a few months like you fuckin btichmades
i just remember it cause afterwards he got some "jesus loves you" stickers and shit all over the back of his ruined car. that was bitchmade to me, cause you dont fuck with another dudes car. but hey most of you sound like degenerate sociopath cowards in this bitch, realness factor of this thread negative150%
Damn, you guys are some mean ass mfkrs, lol...
Worst thing I ever did was hand out a bunch of ex-lax at school. I said it was chocolate from england that was supposed to make you horny, lol... I got rid of the whole box that day and the dosage was only half a square... I had mfkrs eatin' like four squares, haha. And this one bitch left class for like the whole hour, lol, pretty sure we knew what she was up to.
Oh and I used to make my sister step on prickle bushes and eat poisonous berries to hang out w/ me, but that's about it...
Worst thing I ever did was hand out a bunch of ex-lax at school. I said it was chocolate from england that was supposed to make you horny, lol... I got rid of the whole box that day and the dosage was only half a square... I had mfkrs eatin' like four squares, haha. And this one bitch left class for like the whole hour, lol, pretty sure we knew what she was up to.
Oh and I used to make my sister step on prickle bushes and eat poisonous berries to hang out w/ me, but that's about it...
i remember when i was a kid, there was this old fart who used to sell chips w/tapatio and candies out his house. he was hella grouchy ass old man but them chips was the bizness. sometimes me and my bff (RIP) would throw all kinds of shit at his house at night. we'd throw eggs, yogurt, those little plastics that have that watery canned fruit, jello, etc. LMAO then we'd go buy some chips at his house the next day with a big ass smile on our faces, lol. now that i think about it, foo prolly knew it was us and spit in our shit, lol. i wonder what ever happened to that old man... ah, the good days. we used to do all kinds of fucked up shit to peeps, lol. damn i miss my nigga. RIP Joe.
When younger I went head up too but I stole on, sucker punching and pistol whippin hella foo's....HELLA! lol but when I see someone do that shit I think its always some bitchmade shit...
My only excuse I always did it to mothafuckes that I felt deserved it just had that bully asshole attitudes that were the types to sucker punch a nice guy...I stuck up for hella foo's that didnt for themselves but just sometimes that first punch was on some sneeky shit.
Once though I pistol whiped dude outside the club and he fell and cement knocked his teeth out, I left in the whip and begged GOd for forgiveness he really didnt deserve all that....I still feel bad that brotha wanna kill me everytime his tounge feels his teeth missing and I dont blame him at all.
My only excuse I always did it to mothafuckes that I felt deserved it just had that bully asshole attitudes that were the types to sucker punch a nice guy...I stuck up for hella foo's that didnt for themselves but just sometimes that first punch was on some sneeky shit.
Once though I pistol whiped dude outside the club and he fell and cement knocked his teeth out, I left in the whip and begged GOd for forgiveness he really didnt deserve all that....I still feel bad that brotha wanna kill me everytime his tounge feels his teeth missing and I dont blame him at all.