some bitch ass shit YOU'VE done. your story
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My friend and I rolled a small boulder (think 150lbs.) over a hill onto the highway behind my house, only to turn around and hear a car smash into it. This dude came around the hill and stopped at my house to see if we knew how that rock slid into the road. We told him no and watched the oil pour out of the front of his Navi as he took off into the sunset.
I was at a club with my older brother and younger sister one night trying to have a good time when this one fuck decided to hit on the lil' sis. Well, I knew what kind of dirt this dude did and I wasn't about to have it in or around my family, so I plotted on the dude for about an hour until he thought he was in with my sister. I waited until he was taking a drink of his beer (long neck) and I punched him in the back of the head. It cut his gums and knocked out his front two teeth. The worst part about it was he swallowed a little bit of the glass and both his teeth.
By my house there is a expressway which shall not be named. Anyway there is a wall on each side of the expressway and on one part of this wall(on the other side of the wall not the side facing the expressway) there is this spot where you can climb near the top of the wall and just stand on this metal thing and what i used to do is get big ass rocks and wait for a car to come and throw it at the windshield.
and the thing is the car is like a foot away from me so theres no way to miss.i did this to countless cars and laughed everytime they would freak out and slam the breaks.
hella fucked up tho i stopped doing it couple years ago
and the thing is the car is like a foot away from me so theres no way to miss.i did this to countless cars and laughed everytime they would freak out and slam the breaks.
hella fucked up tho i stopped doing it couple years ago
fuck how could i forget this....
my ex saw me smashin by her block one night, i was drivin with my homeboy and two beezies sittin in the back. my other homeboy was followin us in another car not too far behind. they were just far back enough that my ex could drive out and tailgate me. so from there i was guna pick up one beezy in the hills and i (at that moment) just then noticed the car behind me was my ex. so i was like wtf? i called her and told her ass to fuck off before she fucks someone's car or life up. so when i got to the beezy's house in the hills i was like fuck this, if i stop here it's only guna lead to more drama by makin a scene, so i flipped a bitch and took off. still my ex is behind me and my homie behind her. she continued to chase me for almost 20 mins. i had to do sumthin to save me and my homies' hopes of messin with the beezies we had with us. so i was headed towards freeway 580 east entrance right there in the hayward/castro valley border. when i came up to it i put my left blinker on like i was guna get in the left lane and at the last minute i swung to the right and the ex tried to do the same and she bapped her shit over the curb and i looked in my rearview mirror to see her car pinballing out of controll up the entrance left, right, left, right and bam! right in to the guard rail. at that point i was thinking so many things, so right there i stopped and had the FATTEST guilt trip ever. so i decided for my homeboy to take the beezies to another spot before my ex tried to fight them. i ended up stayin with my ex til her friend came, i was out before the tow truck came. her car is totaled and we kinda talk to this day. what a fuckin night tho.... you can go to that guard rail and see that fat ass dent with red paint from a mid 90's acura to this day.
my ex saw me smashin by her block one night, i was drivin with my homeboy and two beezies sittin in the back. my other homeboy was followin us in another car not too far behind. they were just far back enough that my ex could drive out and tailgate me. so from there i was guna pick up one beezy in the hills and i (at that moment) just then noticed the car behind me was my ex. so i was like wtf? i called her and told her ass to fuck off before she fucks someone's car or life up. so when i got to the beezy's house in the hills i was like fuck this, if i stop here it's only guna lead to more drama by makin a scene, so i flipped a bitch and took off. still my ex is behind me and my homie behind her. she continued to chase me for almost 20 mins. i had to do sumthin to save me and my homies' hopes of messin with the beezies we had with us. so i was headed towards freeway 580 east entrance right there in the hayward/castro valley border. when i came up to it i put my left blinker on like i was guna get in the left lane and at the last minute i swung to the right and the ex tried to do the same and she bapped her shit over the curb and i looked in my rearview mirror to see her car pinballing out of controll up the entrance left, right, left, right and bam! right in to the guard rail. at that point i was thinking so many things, so right there i stopped and had the FATTEST guilt trip ever. so i decided for my homeboy to take the beezies to another spot before my ex tried to fight them. i ended up stayin with my ex til her friend came, i was out before the tow truck came. her car is totaled and we kinda talk to this day. what a fuckin night tho.... you can go to that guard rail and see that fat ass dent with red paint from a mid 90's acura to this day.
r.i.p.
either that or muthafuckas is hittin folks up like
"aye homie, come through, lets blow one"
siccuser "fa show, im on my wizay izout"
siccuser pulls up to saidones pad
saidone opens door before siccuser can walk on lawn
saidone "aye, i heard through my modem that it was you who did that shit homie"
BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP
either that or muthafuckas is hittin folks up like
"aye homie, come through, lets blow one"
siccuser "fa show, im on my wizay izout"
siccuser pulls up to saidones pad
saidone opens door before siccuser can walk on lawn
saidone "aye, i heard through my modem that it was you who did that shit homie"
BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP
one nighttt me&&my boyy&&his girl and another female were smokin some goood , later on we had to walk them homee .
we were all walkin down pacheco blvd. at like 1 AM and i guess tha bar was closing so all tha drunk ass red necks were coming out , we walked past there no problems but some dude(atleast 30, all of us are around 16) further down tha street caught up to us and started talking to one of tha females and she gets all loud with him , dude got butt hurt and tried walkin next to me , i looked over at him and told him to kick rocks so he goes and lies down on tha grass .
so were walkin down tha street and for some reason we stop at this place Mr.T's .
Im sitting down with my back facing tha opposite direction with my head down and out of no where tha same dude checks me and we both end up on tha groundd .
we get up and i push him , talk some shit and dude tries to blame it on me.
he says my badd and walks away , dude comes out tha cuts and starts talkin shit again so i call my 2 niggas up(like 17) and tell them this dude was harrassing tha females we were with.
he comes thru and straight hopes out tha car while it was still moving(he didnt tell me he did two lines before he came) and punks on this dude right away and tells him to go away .
so he walks away again and my nigga is comin towards me so i figure fuck it i grab him and tell him "bluhdd , this dude pushed me" he like flips out and just starts molly whoppin this old ass dude so my other nigga hops on him and were all jumpin him .
this dude is gettin his ass beat all up Howe RD. , hittin him with buckets of cement and shittt .
out of no where , a van full of my niggas atleast 3-4 dudes pull up and ask me wassup .
they hop out and start jumpin this dude tooo.
straight comedy .
im just watchin now , so this dude finally gets away .
dudes get back in their van , i asked these niggas to get his ass again and they straight up FOLLOW his ass .
they told me tha next day that nigga was doneee afterwardss .
gettin some dude jumped is considered some bitch shitt , karmas a bitch tho . . .
me&&My nigga got jumped tha next weekend at padlock bowll by some big ass white dudesss.
we were all walkin down pacheco blvd. at like 1 AM and i guess tha bar was closing so all tha drunk ass red necks were coming out , we walked past there no problems but some dude(atleast 30, all of us are around 16) further down tha street caught up to us and started talking to one of tha females and she gets all loud with him , dude got butt hurt and tried walkin next to me , i looked over at him and told him to kick rocks so he goes and lies down on tha grass .
so were walkin down tha street and for some reason we stop at this place Mr.T's .
Im sitting down with my back facing tha opposite direction with my head down and out of no where tha same dude checks me and we both end up on tha groundd .
we get up and i push him , talk some shit and dude tries to blame it on me.
he says my badd and walks away , dude comes out tha cuts and starts talkin shit again so i call my 2 niggas up(like 17) and tell them this dude was harrassing tha females we were with.
he comes thru and straight hopes out tha car while it was still moving(he didnt tell me he did two lines before he came) and punks on this dude right away and tells him to go away .
so he walks away again and my nigga is comin towards me so i figure fuck it i grab him and tell him "bluhdd , this dude pushed me" he like flips out and just starts molly whoppin this old ass dude so my other nigga hops on him and were all jumpin him .
this dude is gettin his ass beat all up Howe RD. , hittin him with buckets of cement and shittt .
out of no where , a van full of my niggas atleast 3-4 dudes pull up and ask me wassup .
they hop out and start jumpin this dude tooo.
straight comedy .
im just watchin now , so this dude finally gets away .
dudes get back in their van , i asked these niggas to get his ass again and they straight up FOLLOW his ass .
they told me tha next day that nigga was doneee afterwardss .
gettin some dude jumped is considered some bitch shitt , karmas a bitch tho . . .
me&&My nigga got jumped tha next weekend at padlock bowll by some big ass white dudesss.