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fillyacup

fillyacup

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ok, fuck talking about some bitchmade shit your homies do, we all know everyone of us aint the model person an we done some fucked up shit. dont be postin your rap sheet or none of that incriminating evidence though


i duno if this is fucked up but i got the homie who hella shy an he be likin a girl but to shy to talk, i dont give a fuck so i try an help him by talkin to the girl for him an tell her dude into her. problem is we ended up hittin it off an shit. happened twice. with the same dude
 
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^^ I don't know if this is fucked up or not but i felt kinda bad after it happened...So i have this patna and he is always talkin bout how he got hella bitches and how they are all on his nuts.

So one day he called and said he had a new chick and she was on his line or whatever. After they kicked it one night they stopped by my house, and we was all kickin it. So i asked her if she had a sister or some patna's she could put me online wit. She said yea she had a friend for me, but she wouldn't give me her friends number because she said she didn't know if it was cool yet. i gave her mine to give to her friend.

So one night i get a call and it's the friend. So we choppin it up for hella long and shit then she says she had somethin to confess. She told me that i was talkin to the girl that my patna brought to the house and how she was hella feelin me that night. I was like damn this bitch is hella sneaky but she was fine as fuck so i asked her if she remembered where i stayed and if she wanted to come over. She ended up comin over and we fucked a few times.

Like a week later, i told my patna that i fucked one of his bitches. He said he wasn't trippin but when i told him who it was it looked like his eyes started to water.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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i used to throw rocks at people when i was a kid. and around 14, it stepped up to bb guns. the amount of people i have fucked up with unsuspecting objects of destruction are innumerable.

i also almost killed a homeless man when i was about 12. he might have died but who really gives a fuck? he was jsut homeless.
 
fillyacup

fillyacup

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Gas One said:
i used to throw rocks at people when i was a kid. and around 14, it stepped up to bb guns. the amount of people i have fucked up with unsuspecting objects of destruction are innumerable.

i also almost killed a homeless man when i was about 12. he might have died but who really gives a fuck? he was jsut homeless.
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for real, we did the same shit. back in late 90s we get on top of random houses an do that wit bbs
 
Gas One

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man back in the day mcdonalds used to have what was called "hamburger fridays" or some shit where like, on friday hambrgers or cheeseburgers, i dont remember...were like 25 cents...so everyone would come through and stock up, get like 10 cheeseburgers or what not...

it would get hella packed around 2-5 pm..

well there was a lil 99 cent store near the mcdonalds that sold stink bombs...we used to wait till that shit was packed and let loose....walk out and just look at eveyones expressions and body language...

shit used to be so fuckin funny but when i look back at it id actually beat a few kids up over that or atleast throw soda all over them
 
Gas One

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back when i was in college,

ive hit a kid on a skateboard and then flexed on his father for getting mad about it


i seen the kid on the left so split decision i moved to the right
dad moved the kid to the right as soon as i did that

on some grocery isle-dance shit

cold duffed the kid

fuck that kid tho bitch ass nigga

olley olley oxen free on his chest

kid was cryin i was about to give his dad the blues

i ran into him haaaaard too.
 
The Duke of Earl

The Duke of Earl

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two of my home boys were about to jump some dude imma just say he was at the wrong place wrong time. so out of mercy i nocked him , he got beat a lil when he was on the ground but i did him a favor
 
BIGCHILL

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i stuck a fire cracker in a cat ass and lit it...

put a puppy in a suit case and filled it with water....

hung a chicken in a nail...

tied a shoe string around a chicken neck and let it go...

tied a cat in a milk crate and threw it in a canal...

set a cat on fire...

slammed a rabbit against the wall by his/her ears...

put a cat and a m80 in a mailbox together...

shot a pigeon with a bb gun in the eye point blank range...

shot a rat head off with a 22 point blank range...

threw a cat in the air high as i can to see if it will land on its feet....


and many many more....

my family thought i was going to be a serial killer when i grew up.
 
MRTHECOSE

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egged and water ballooned a lil girl on a bike on Halloween.....2 van full of dudes unleashing on poor girl..hahaha we were lookin to end the night on a good note and we did.. hahaha...in school i used to pick on a dude just cuzz he wore glasses.. now that i look back that shit was bitchmade cuzz it was your stereotypical nerd lookin chubby kid that anyone coulda done shit too. to be fair ive punk a few guys whop thought they were tough. gotta be balanced..
 
kayvee

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i caused a 4 car accident in richmond when i was 17. my friend and i pulled over to make sure everyone was ok, and these two ladies were arguin, blaming each other so we bounced out once we realized they werent payin attention to us.

my cousin and i dated this one guy..i dated him first but then i cheated on him..so my cousin was tryin to keep him away for me, then they started dating but i didnt get mad..but then when i came back around we got back together..my cousin wasnt mad..
we both didnt give a fuck...then one day she dared me to break up with him..so i called his pager on 3 way and left a vm breakin up with him.

we all think like guys (im sure u guys can tell by now! lol) and we have a list of guys we call strawberries. and if you dont know what a strawberry is then u need a history lesson.

damn i miss high school. LOL!!

~k.
 
BIGCHILL

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Hood Rat Matt said:
it's never too late to start, Chill! haha...yeah those are some really bad signs...chances are a child who does that will harm humans as an adult
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i always heard that,but im straight.i did some shit to a few homies too but that shit was funny...

i put a spoon on a stove till it turned red hot and stuck it on the homie back.

cut the cord off a lamp plugged it on a socket and touch a homie that was laying down with the cut end.he was shakin in bed till i took the cord off of him.

blew a gang salt in the homie eyes.

and a lot more homies caught the blues too...lol...
 
kayvee

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when i was 6 i got into a fight with my cousin cuz he wouldnt let me play nintendo. we all lived under the same roof (damn latinos LOL) and i tried to take his eye out of his eye socket.

~k.
 
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I don't know if this is bitch ass shit per se, but back in high school I was the fucking bandito in our schools locker room. I must have stolen at least, in all 4 years, 2 grand in cash, 10 ipods, $200 in random gift cards, 20 cell phones, a necklace, some wallets when I realized I could slang em on craigslist, then moved into the school parking lot, got some sunglasses, ipod adapters, more cell phones and ipods.

I paid for my senior trip to hawaii with your ipods, cash, and cell phones. Lock your shit up.

Lol, at my peak when I would raid daily, they started putting up big signs telling everyone to lock their shit up and started trying to lock all the doors so nobody could get in during class. Never stopped a pimp.

Yea karma came around, I got my wallet jacked (even though I stole it from marshalls) once, but there was like zero cash in it. And I got my ipod jacked freshman year, but a year later my homey gave it back to me cause he stole it from another person and realized it was mine! haha
 
Tiny MillE

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what it thizz said:
And I got my ipod jacked freshman year, but a year later my homey gave it back to me cause he stole it from another person and realized it was mine! haha
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lmaoo, one time me and the homies went to a party and i forgot my ipod on a table and the homie jacked it not knowin its mine, i was hella gone tho i remembered it the next day when he called me braggin that he stole somebodys ipod lol
 
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