you don't have to be a hippie to not like other people getting the blame that you should get..
great, you hit your wife with a toy like a bitch, hardy har har, and as soon as she wakes up, you watch her, and laugh just to piss her off more....then she slaps you and goes back to sleep.
but instead you act like a pussy and pretend to be asleep...like seriously, thats shit i've done to my sister when i was a little kid....and i felt bad, even then.
and just cause you have 4 kids, doesn't mean your a good dad by definition....