Sleep number bed

[S.SAVAGE]

Well at least you didnt get the temperpeidic.

I bought that summabitch 6 months ago & fucking on it has got to be the most daunting task I ever faced.

my sex life now defaults back to the couch, cause you sink into the bed & it sucks ass for anything besides sleep.

 

[drunkaholic707]

Don't they have like a 15 year warranty?

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

Well at least you didnt get the temperpeidic.

I bought that summabitch 6 months ago & fucking on it has got to be the most daunting task I ever faced.

my sex life now defaults back to the couch, cause you sink into the bed & it sucks ass for anything besides sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks...I could see it being a problem with no recoil

 

[SouthernComfort]

I went on Sleep Number Beds and Mattress by Sleep Number to see what kind of bed costs $10,000 and highest priced Cali King is around $5,000.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

I didn't see the receipt, but my mother in law said it was almost that much.

I think it's the m9?

 

[S.SAVAGE]

the moral of the story is:


It dont matter how expensive the bed is, the couch is always better for fuckin.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

Yeah whatever it cost (she might have exaggerated to make me feel like a bigger loser who can't buy luxury items like that), it was way too much

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

LMAO @ $10,000 for a bed...for that price I'd want the whole mattress made of vicuna,stuffed only with the feathers of huai birds, and it better come with 1,200 thread count sheets that are made out of a blend of 24k gold thread and the hairs of 72 green eyed asian virgins that were fed a diet of nothing but holy water blessed by the Pope himself, yubari melons and organic alba white truffles.

(if you dont know about it, google it)


Ok Fella to fix this bed.... First you are going to need to get some sand.....

Fasho u got it, Dirt.

I asked my wife exactly how much and it was almost 7 out the door with their "special" sheets

Our unborn daughter got a $1000 stroller/car seat. I wouldn't approve of this type of ridiculous spending even if I had $$ like my in laws

 

[BigDS.S.F.]

You need to tell your inlaws that you guys need a tv, MacBook, and a new car if they're spending money like that on a bed they're not gonna fuck on