Sleep number bed

[Hood Rat Matt]

Anyone have one? My wife and I got one as a gift a few months ago. It's one of the 2 piece beds that move independently and over time, a large gap has been forming in the middle. I've stuffed blankets and things into the middle of the bed, but wtf?..those beds aren't cheap. We are past the point where we can return it.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

This is when you know the siccness has gotten old

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

My next thread was going to be about hemorrhoids

 

[R]

she's trying to get away from you

 

[Young Lou]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^classic

 

[STICK]

It's one of the 2 piece beds that move independently

Is aligning the beds so they're the same position part of foreplay???

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

You know, back in the 50's, sleeping in separate beds in the same room was just the way, like roomates.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

Is aligning the beds so they're the same position part of foreplay???

We can actually do freakier shit when they're uneven

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

who needs handcuffs when you can jam your girls head in the crease of your sleep number bed and turn the air pressure way up when she can't get out right?

 

[Awol36]

how old are you 50?

 

[ayo4yayo]

You should pimp your Sleep Number Bed and accessorize to make even more easier for you and wifey.

Helps you get up.

Prevents you from falling off while sleeping.

This will help you get out that muthafucka.

 

[phncke]

Them beds r shitty bruh. A friend of mine owns a few mattress stores and sleep numbers r the gayest beds ever. They're like camping mattresses that are marketed well enough to sling em for a couple stacks. They're lame tho.

 

[COPIUM]

Hahahahhaha damn thats funny as hell ^^^

 

[infinity]

Tempurpedic or nothing

 

[fillyacup]

brehs over there like

"lemme check on the sicc hon"

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

It wasn't my choice of bed. Her folks dropped nearly 10 g's on our cal king. I would've gone with a kick ass spring mattress and pocketed 6 grand if it was up to me

 

[ayo4yayo]

shut the fuck up OG

 

[fillyacup]

10 racks on a bed? you sleep in what most people spend on an automobile

"babe, i'm still looking into it."

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

LMAO @ $10,000 for a bed...for that price I'd want the whole mattress made of vicuna,stuffed only with the feathers of huai birds, and it better come with 1,200 thread count sheets that are made out of a blend of 24k gold thread and the hairs of 72 green eyed asian virgins that were fed a diet of nothing but holy water blessed by the Pope himself, yubari melons and organic alba white truffles.

(if you dont know about it, google it)


Ok Fella to fix this bed.... First you are going to need to get some sand.....

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

You march that shit back over to her parents house and demand a bed that doesnt fall apart after a couple months of use. If they refuse you leave that shit on their front lawn and swing by sears on the way home.