Rare glimpse inside 'freaky' North Korea (w/ Video)

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Fucky McFuckerson

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SouthernComfort said:
during the Brazil/N. Korea soccer match they kept showing the N. Korea cheering section and the announcers were saying that Kim Jong Il didnt let anyone go to S. Africa to watch the games so he paid 200 actors from china to go to the game and act like N. Korea fans. I thought that was crazy.
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Wait...NK actually fielded a TEAM? Holy shit...i thought someone was joking when they told me that.

Either way, I would not be on that squad...you lose = getting whooped on when you limp back home.
 
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2-0-Sixx

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damn gen butt naked is a real person
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Blahyi

Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. Apparently, he believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets.[8][9] Blahyi now claims he would regularly sacrifice a victim before battle, saying, "Usually it was a small child, someone whose fresh blood would satisfy the devil."[1] He explained to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: "Sometimes I would enter under the water where children were playing. I would dive under the water, grab one, carry him under and break his neck. Sometimes I'd cause accidents. Sometimes I'd just slaughter them."[10]​

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In his account of a typical battle Blahyi claimed, "So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying dainty purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk and homicidal. We killed hundreds of people — so many I lost count."​



 
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I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu said:
Wait...NK actually fielded a TEAM? Holy shit...i thought someone was joking when they told me that.

Either way, I would not be on that squad...you lose = getting whooped on when you limp back home.
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yeah they held Brazil to 0-0 at half time, but ended up losing 2-1, they played some good football though for the lowest ranked team to every play in a world cup.
 
Legman

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i liked this documentary, dude was funny and had balls for recording there
 
Dugless206

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stayed up late last night after checking this thread out, peeped every Two Thumbs Up episode, then Vice Liberia, now Vice North Korea. am i the only one that cant stand the voice of the korean person that narrates the shit in N Korea? everytime he says Korea is sounds like "Korear" his english makes me ROR
 
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