hood 2 hood host: say mayne, tell em your name and let em know what city and country we in...
general butt naked: they call me general butt naked, and i come from monrovia, liberia.
hood 2 hood host: fa sho playa, why do they call you general butt naked?
general butt naked: they call me butt naked because i fought in the war naked. i feel no bullets can harm me when i am naked.
hood 2 hood host: hell yeah. so what was some of the most grimey shit you done seen living out in monrovia day to day?
general butt naked: i have seen everything here, from cannibalism, children eating other war general's hearts...i have seen prostitution, rape, heroin, cocaine, malaria, piss and shit everywhere...people getting murdered...i once drank blood from an innocent child...
hood 2 hood host: what was the story behind that, mayne?
general butt naked: shit, as i was getting ready for war, a baby was brought to me, so we cut it open, and took its heart, and drank its blood...
hood 2 hood host: fa sho. so would you say monrovia is a city where they be makin cheese, mayne?
general butt naked: fuck no! mama liberia is the 4th poorest country in the world. we are poor as shit here, especially in west point. it is the most fucked up slum in monrovia. do not have toilets, no electricity, so people shit and piss in the beaches. women are becoming prostitutes in order to feed their children, and majority of the country is illiterate.
hood 2 hood host: okay. so united nations isn't helping you folks out, mayne?
general butt naked: fuck no. they rape the prostitutes and beat them in the brothels. and they are scheduled to leave next year. once un leaves, the rebels can take over monrovia very quickly.
hood 2 hood host: so what are you doing nowadays?
general butt naked: i am a converted christian. i saw a blinding light, and heard a voice speak to me when i was fighting, and i got scared. i thought that i had to change...i felt it was time to preach the truth. this country does not deserve this, especially after once being labeled "little america."
hood 2 hood host: hell yeah mayne...state your name again and let em know what time it is.
general butt naked: i am general buttnaked from monrovia, liberia...shout out to mama liberia!