Now I know what you're thinking, "but 2-0 there have been bigger more famous beards in history." STFU, like who? Jesus? Karl Marx? Abraham Lincoln? This is POUND 4 POUND.
Seriously look how perfectly trim that shit is. No other beard in the history of mankind is that proper and clean. He is the Sugar Ray Robinson of beards. Look at a picture of Lincoln, shit is all scruffy he looks like a bum on the street. Jesus, he didn't shower. None can fuck with him