Pound 4 Pound Greatest Beard of All Time: Billy Mays

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2-0-Sixx

2-0-Sixx

Sicc OG
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Now I know what you're thinking, "but 2-0 there have been bigger more famous beards in history." STFU, like who? Jesus? Karl Marx? Abraham Lincoln? This is POUND 4 POUND. Seriously look how perfectly trim that shit is. No other beard in the history of mankind is that proper and clean. He is the Sugar Ray Robinson of beards. Look at a picture of Lincoln, shit is all scruffy he looks like a bum on the street. Jesus, he didn't shower. None can fuck with him
 
Stealth

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I mean, I hate the jokes. But Chuck Norris:



Al Borland:



Freebie:



But yeah...Billie Mays got them all beat.
 
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MOREBASS

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DubbC415 said:
I agree with u 2-0, but lets get real-black dudes win by default. For a white guy yeah hes got that beard on lock. But no one can fuck with Baron Davis.


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True. But I think we can all agree that the texture of black dude hair gives them an unfair advantage in the Pound 4 Pound Greatest Beard rankings.
 
DubbC415

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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Absolutely, thats why they can have the coolest 1-day beards ever. My hair spirals on my cheeks so i gotta wait for it to come in right.


edit: ok and fuck Freeway, he has the worst beard ever, lookin like a Black Amish dude and shit
 
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