Post random thoughts here.....

[MOSA]

Why is it that people like to make indirect comments? are they scared or do they think people wont call them out?

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

LOL@Billiam

I'm getting old.

 

[P-Nut]

i wonder why dood next door yells at people who tell his dog to stop howlin' all night like he give a shit, but he beats on the dog with a pipe and chain

 

[William206]

Why do GIrls act like they dont want dick...but if you get them alone they want that shit more then you want the pussy?

I have Been past this to many times it makes me sick... I lose Respect for females who DO shit like that..I don't mind a girl all on my dick but... Don't Make me think you don't want it becuase after the nights over you are still nothing but a bitch.

 

[m.w.merlino]

90% of gettin a girl to fuck you is making them feel better about bein the freaky laid up closet ho's they really are :-/

 

[3VID3NC3]

Ive come up with a theory that cords/cables are alive when we're not lookin..
At times Ill have a pile of cables so fuckin tangled I couldnt get them that way if I tried..
Its like they slither around and tie themself in a million knots

 

[Nightbreed]

Abash'd the devil stood,
And felt how awful goodness is, and saw
Virtue in her shape how lovely.

-john milton

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Why do Germans love David hasselhoff?

 

[MOSA]

I love it when someone else is brushing my hair!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I think im going to name my kid a number, like four hundred and eighty six

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of
light, what happens when you turn on
the headlights?


Why do they put Braille on the keypad of
the drive-up ATM machines?

Are there female leprechauns?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?


If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does
he become disoriented?



Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

 

[BIG REESE LOC1]

CHIK-FIL-A

There is a Chik-Fil-A in the Solano Mall in Fairfield

 

[BIG J]

Ive come up with a theory that cords/cables are alive when we're not lookin..
At times Ill have a pile of cables so fuckin tangled I couldnt get them that way if I tried..
Its like they slither around and tie themself in a million knots

I also Support this theory

 

[m.w.merlino]

if wiggas exist then maybe theyre just really scared of bein white and proud because then theyd be racist

 

[P-Nut]

the lost boys

this movie is on tv right now, always has been and always will be a classic.

 

[corndog]

i can't remember the theme song to Family Ties.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I don't want to go to work today.

 

[Gold Deez]

I turn 26 next month. I work 2nd shift 3:30-Midnight 6 dayz a week.......basically I have no life. I've been workin second shift now for a lil over 2 yearz. I'm wonderin how much longer I'm gonna have to put up with this shit...


I WANNA GO OUT ON THE WEEKENDZ!!!!!!!

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I need to lose some weight. Did I mention I'm getting old?

 

[JIM HAT]

hows your shit?