Post random thoughts here.....

[MeloTrauma]

Yes, that lump that you have is cancer.

 

[MeloTrauma]

Will vaginas ever evolve and develop a set of teeth... god I hope not.

 

[MeloTrauma]

I bet Dick Butkis was always laughed at when the teacher took role in school.

 

[MeloTrauma]

One day. while eating a fortune cookie, I had an idea for a small business venture. But in the end, nobody really liked the taste of my fortune kittens.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I wish they would bring Chick-fil-A back to Wichita...

Dude what the fuck?! When I lived in Portland they hit eject on that shit too! I was hella pissed. Chick-fil-a was better than two orgasms consecutively.

 

[stressfacta]

i wish pamela anderson was here

 

[MOSA]

I hate allergies

 

[stressfacta]

whatever happened to seargant and her massive ass missle??????????

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

the ass missile is currently forming in my abdominal region but has not peaked. i have however, experienced and increase in ass output since i began the colon cleansing.

 

[stressfacta]

THATS THE KINDA SHIT I LIKE TO HEAR

 

[gimpypimp]

Ahhh...Chik-fil-a. I love that place.

They used to have one at the Sunnyvale Mall years ago.

The only time I eat there now is when I visit my friend in Texas.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Yea they were closed on Sundays those cocksuckers. I guess Mormons own the chain, but that doesn't mean I don't need chicken just because it is Sunday.

 

[stressfacta]

fuck that popeyes is just as good, nah fuck that poppeys is better

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

yea popeyes rocks but when you work in the mall and there is no popeyes and you become accustomed to chik-fil-a and it becomes a tasty food choice and then it isn't open on sunday when you work and then one day it's just not there at all you get sad like i was all those years ago and i still carry the sadness with me.

 

[stressfacta]

yeah im hungry, but i dont wanna eat

 

[gimpypimp]

lol...I thought I was the only one who got sad when they left.

Well...not really sad, but.....

O.K., I was sad...depressed really.

Then I got pissed.

Why in the hell do they not have Chik-fil-a here?

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

Why in the hell do they not have Chik-fil-a here?

This is the work of the devil.

 

[Terrapatch]

I knew someone who worked at the pretzel place in the Great Mall who would wack off into the batter.
Moral:
Don't eat pretzels at the great mall.

 

[Miz X RaiDeD]

I just read an article about puppy mills. I'm really depressed now. Theres one close to where I live...I think I'm gonna go break all the puppies out.

 

[P-Nut]

after these past years, who in the fuck would vote for George Bush in the next election?