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HIM

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Conversation between Mike and Pauly D outside the crib

Situation:"Why is Snooks crying? What happened?"

Pauly D: "Who cares?"

LMAO!!!!! Pauly D is hilarious...
 

HIM

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I don't blame dude. Snooki is a disgusting drunken bitch. If I had a girl showing her pussu off in the club I'd bounce too. Grab a bnb, enjoy Italy, and pick up some Italian cooze.
"I don't deserve this"
Yeah you do, you're an embarrassing drunk bitch.

"I didn't cheat"
Yeah you did, with Deena (and probably Mike). Even if it is a chick, you don't fuck a chick unless dude is there too.

Then Mike is telling her he loves her? WTF? He's super fuckin creepy this season. What was with him puttin up karate kicks and shit. Dude needs to be in a car bombing with Sam, then the show could finally have some potential.
But thats not what he did though...he walked around Italy by himself mad....f--k that.....he didnt holla at no hoes or nothing..lol...

They should just go their separate ways...Snookie doesnt know what being a classy or a even reserved girlfriend means....its his fault for wifing the chick....he's an idiot for that...she just an idiot period...
 
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Yea, the last 20 minutes of the episode was hella annoying. Funny how in the preview for next weeks episode, Vinny dicks down Snookie. They need to focus more time on the guys on the show than the girls (no marty), cuz at least the guys are funny. The girls are just annoying.
 

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J Woww is horrible now...I know she got a boyfriend so she's calmed down, but she's boring and she f--ked up whatever decent face she had before....her yitties are still on point though...

Deena isnt giving up any a--..I want to see someone bang her back out...somebody should be hitting that lil thickness...put a sock in her mouth and bag over her head if you have to....just saying...

Sammy is attractive but she has a weak personality...other than her looks, she has nothing going for her....

Snooki is Snooki...lol...
 
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i wouldve snatched snooki up if i was jionni, then she had the nerve to deny that shyt even happend, drunk ass chipmunk.lol
 
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what caused you to think that vinny had anything to do with anything?
Yea, the last 20 minutes of the episode was hella annoying. Funny how in the preview for next weeks episode, Vinny dicks down Snookie. They need to focus more time on the guys on the show than the girls (no marty), cuz at least the guys are funny. The girls are just annoying.

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waccest season so far!! they need to get off these whiney ass females give the guys some airtime, vinny and pauly are fuccn hilarious, but they wanna stress the girls with their messed up relationships
 

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SEAHAWKS!!!
I kind of thought Snookie was cool before this season.

She is probably the nastiest, most annoying cunt on tv. If dude stays with her after she boned Vinnie he will be one sorry ass man. He's already semi-retarded just for being with her in the first place.

Prediction: The next episode will end right when Snookie starts attacking Mike. This show is so awful about showing a sick clip of the next weeks episode but the clip is the last 10 seconds of that episode.
 
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I foreal laughed for 5 minutes til I was crying at this clown Jionni. The cause-and-effect chain of events was hilarious. Humor me for a second while I relive this shit (my thoughts in parathensis)

1. Dude leaves his girl at the club cuz she's way outta pocket (pussy move but I guess he kinda had to do something
2. Walks around Florence to the train station and calls his Mom to change his flight plans so he can immediately dip (Mom still bailin this dude out like it's a 3rd grade field trip)
3. He then apologizes to Snooki and say he's sorry (This is a huge L for those keeping score at home)
4. Snooki breaks it off with him for tryin to reason with her
5. Snooki begs Vinny to beat guts and he obliges.

That was a how to guide on how to allow your bitch to humiliate the shit outta you in front of 10 million viewers. Only way that trip could have went worse is if this fool Sitch had put feet on him.
I'm still chuckling.
 
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Prediction: The next episode will end right when Snookie starts attacking Mike. This show is so awful about showing a sick clip of the next weeks episode but the clip is the last 10 seconds of that episode.


Nope. I would have bet you was gonna be right but it actually happened like halfway through the episode. For once they didn't pull that bullshit. I was amazed. The episode was still pretty lame though they went from the Sam and Ronnie drama show to the Snookie and Jionni drama show.