** Official Jersey Shore Thread **

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Mar 14, 2006
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hell nah she look like a little troll, last nights episode was over the top with those stupid lil girls! the worse part is i real life know females like that... i know its just a show and whatever, maybe i was TOO lit? but that shit was extra extra un-attractive to me like i couldnt stand it
 

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wife? hell no.

1 night stand, maybe a booty call when yer faded? yup!
This Jianne guy...I cant believe this fool really made her his girl..unless she is spending extra dough on him.....but still...she represents you...I couldnt have that...lol
 

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Breh I gotta C/S this 100% ....dude sounds to me like a real conservative pussy type, & not ready for the road she'll bring him on. Like it was already stated on the show, he KNEW what he was getting himself into, she is a party girl & dude is a sissyfoot.
Exactly...You cant grab a party girl thats on TV and expect her to be all conservative all of a sudden...her job relies on her to be crazy...defintely a weird combo...
 
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What i don't understand is how that fool Jionni (or however the fuck it's spelled) can call her stupid for saying shit like, "I want to suck your ass" (I don't know if she said that, but something similar) and then be cool with her making out with Deena's ugly ass.
 
Dec 4, 2006
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Show was funny last night, them two meatballs together are comedy though..

I want to see the uncensored episode of Deenna showing her cuca...
 
Feb 10, 2006
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after tonight gionnis gonna c how much of an embarassment snooki is to herself and everybody else around her....lol, like last weeks episode wasnt enough.
 
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Snooki is a fucking hot mess. And she's god damn annoying to listen to on this episode. I couldn't take hearing her for very long.
 

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Jionni is a pussy as well...you dont travel that far and pull some s--t like that...how about check ur girl instead of just dippin on her? I think he wanted some tv time..
 

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SEAHAWKS!!!
I don't blame dude. Snooki is a disgusting drunken bitch. If I had a girl showing her pussu off in the club I'd bounce too. Grab a bnb, enjoy Italy, and pick up some Italian cooze.

"I don't deserve this"
Yeah you do, you're an embarrassing drunk bitch.

"I didn't cheat"
Yeah you did, with Deena (and probably Mike). Even if it is a chick, you don't fuck a chick unless dude is there too.

Then Mike is telling her he loves her? WTF? He's super fuckin creepy this season. What was with him puttin up karate kicks and shit. Dude needs to be in a car bombing with Sam, then the show could finally have some potential.
 
Feb 23, 2003
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"I don't deserve this"
Yeah you do, you're an embarrassing drunk bitch.

"I didn't cheat"
Yeah you did, with Deena (and probably Mike). Even if it is a chick, you don't fuck a chick unless dude is there too.
LMFAO!

she fer shure fucked mike the sitch...he's all creepin on her and shit since he told everyone they fucked. bitch ass mike sprung like a muthafucka lmao