I'm going to call corporate anyhow. I don't see why they can't refund me the original warranty and then let me pay the extra 50ish bucks to get the one I thought I was paying for in the first place.
The fact that the thing is a little broken isn't really the issue at this point. It's just I KNOW I'll spill something on it or damage it further eventually, and I need the coverage. It shouldn't be my damn fault the guy sold me the wrong shit. I even spent extra for two years instead of one, so it's not as if I was in there nickel and diming motherfuckers, ya know?
And honestly, had I known I was only buying basic coverage, I wouldn't have wasted the money at all. Close to 700 dollars might not mean shit to some of you, but that's a big fuckin' loss to me. I really feel like I'm getting fucked. If it were my fault, that would be one thing, but this is ridiculous.