This could all be coincidence, but after viewing those shirts, (and that's the first time I've visited a Strange website since the whole "malware" thing) a program hijacked my puter that literally changed my desktop background to a "warning" about adware, ran fake programs, locked up my antivirus with attacks, turned my puter on and off, and eventually shut down any access to ctrl alt del.
Almost had to wipe my hd.