Movin in with your lady

[Mac Jesus]

sooo fat.

 

[lenbiasyayo]

when the doctor says " theres the babies head" dont look.

 

[Mike Manson]

whe the doctor says "the baby is comin out the wrong way we gotta cut the pussy open" don't look.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

think of all the sex you're not gonna be having lol

 

[Sydal]

just dont be a faggot and start ignoring all your friends

I would actually say, "Tell your friends not to be faggots and that they need to understand your new lifestyle". But hey, that's just me.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

real friends , like the close ones that are family dont have this problem ^

 

[Sydal]

real friends , like the close ones that are family dont have this problem ^

Exactly. As soon as I found out I was having a kid, the bullshit started happening. My "boys" disappeared. They don't want to kick it because I told them I'm good off going out to bars or sitting at home drinking all the damn time.

Not surprisingly, my married friends are coming around more often now...and my FAMILY type dudes are still there...but there's really only like 2 or 3 of them.

It's a damn shame, but fuck it. Usually the man wants to better his life and the BOYS get butt hurt about it.

"Fuck 'em all if they don't understand me/what could I do?, I had to feed my fuckin' family"

 

[Sydal]

In any case...good luck with your new living arrangements, fam. It's definitely different, but I think you'll dig it.

 

[D.I.R.B]

I would actually say, "Tell your friends not to be faggots and that they need to understand your new lifestyle". But hey, that's just me.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's captain sydal saaaaaaaaave a hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jp.

 

[D.I.R.B]

Now that you're living with her she's going to get fat, just a heads up.

He's gonna get fat too

 

[4SidedLie]

We have a lot of mutual friends.

 

[BROWNDNA]

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's captain sydal saaaaaaaaave a hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jp.

LMAO

 

[Sydal]

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's captain sydal saaaaaaaaave a hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jp.

Man...that's fucked up.......................





You forgot to put "MAYNE" at the end.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

Exactly. As soon as I found out I was having a kid, the bullshit started happening. My "boys" disappeared. They don't want to kick it because I told them I'm good off going out to bars or sitting at home drinking all the damn time.

Not surprisingly, my married friends are coming around more often now...and my FAMILY type dudes are still there...but there's really only like 2 or 3 of them.

It's a damn shame, but fuck it. Usually the man wants to better his life and the BOYS get butt hurt about it.

"Fuck 'em all if they don't understand me/what could I do?, I had to feed my fuckin' family"

most of my folks got kids ,only one of us had a problem that's because he married a girl that's been the town donkey and he swore up and down back in the day it was just some bitch he had on the side , we had always done shit like a family. if someone's old lady was havin a baby we'd show up to the hospital or be at the kids b-day parties.

 

[nobe]

Siccness needs to put together a book of advice. lol

 

[Sydal]

most of my folks got kids ,only one of us had a problem that's because he married a girl that's been the town donkey and he swore up and down back in the day it was just some bitch he had on the side , we had always done shit like a family. if someone's old lady was havin a baby we'd show up to the hospital or be at the kids b-day parties.

Yea I hear ya. All my folks like my chick...she's laid back as fuck and she's not the do-dirty type. They don't mind the fact that we're having a kid, either. They just don't like the fact that I'm not willing to be a drunken idiot and go club and bar hopping with 'em anymore. Time to move on to bigger things.

 

[4SidedLie]

Its pretty different shits seems right but its a completely different lifestyle

 

[Rasan]

I'ma say it again bro, don't move in with ur gf!
I made the fatal mistake when I was 21 and moved in with my ex gf. I was young, dumb and full of cum, so all i was thinking was, "Damn, i'm gonna pipe her everynight, this is great!" Add that to the fact that me and my pops were having beef at the pad, and I only been with her for 3 months! Next thing you know, I'm like Jay-Z, saying it was all good just a week ago. She was already borderline thick/chunky..she gained hella weight, found out she was hella needy and possessive. got so bad I kicked her out. Then she said cool, and moved into to a unit across from me. Dont do it bro! ha ha ha
But i hope it does work out for ya mayne.

 

[kayvee]

im sorry rasan but i hella LOL'ed when i read "Then she said cool, and moved into to a unit across from me."

i woulda broke the lease and bounced if my ex did that!!

~k.

 

[Rasan]

im sorry rasan but i hella LOL'ed when i read "Then she said cool, and moved into to a unit across from me."

i woulda broke the lease and bounced if my ex did that!!

~k.

i got so many stories about her..and every bf she has had since then looks like me! its as if she took my dna to a lab!
I had this broad at my pad once, and she broke in her car and stole her radio
and like clockwork anytime i had a female over, my phone was ringing!