momma jokes on mothers day thread.

[Gas One]

anyone who comes in here mom is gettin zapped on early.
so if you respectin' moms today stay out or im doin' ya moms dirty.

 

[carl winslow]

momma winslow is a saint

 

[Gas One]

your mom sleeps in arcade game boxes in different taco shops nightly, bitch crawls in the back under the tv for ms. pac man like a roach

your mom eats tree bark on the freeway

your mom is the 2009 hamburgler

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO EAZY,A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT

 

[Gas One]

your mom is so weak that she created you and you used a catch phrase from a well-known commercial to diss a mom in a mothers day thread

your mom look like the nigga on the cans of hawaiian punch

your mom work at hot dog on a stick pumpin lemonade

thats why your mom climbs skyscrapers for fun and fame

 

[R]

your mom is so old that her pussu is haunted

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT,SHE HAS 2 EAT HER CEREAL IN A SATTELITE DISH

 

[Gas One]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT,SHE HAS 2 EAT HER CEREAL IN A SATTELITE DISH

your mom eats captain crunch with her asshole at the strip club for tips

thats why your moms in a motorcycle gang and her nicknames kafka

 

[Gas One]

your mom is so old that her pussu is haunted

your mom idolizes tupac

thats why your mom created the can opener

thats why i play your mom in call of duty on xbox

your mom got different colored asthma inhalers to match her clothes

your mom is in rehab for eating crayons

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE A REPTILE

 

[Gas One]

your momma look like samuel adams


your mom wears 56th inaguration barack obama pins on her shirt every day

your mommas new skin on her body since the fire is entirely made of tennis ball

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO OLD THAT SHE KNEW MR. CLEAN WHEN HE HAD AN AFRO

 

[Gas One]

your mom play raquetball in barrio logan wrapped in aluminum foil to throw off the haters

your mom sleeps in national wildlife preservations at night

your mom drives an ice cream truck in the hood at night

your mom bangs rollin 40s crip

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT YOUR FATHER TAKES HER TO WORK WITH HIM SO THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE 2 KISS HER GOODBYE

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS A 80 YEAR OLD HOOKER WITH 1 LEG

 

[Gas One]

your momma eats carpet for nutrition

i gave your mom a shopping spree at the grocery store and she only put condoms and lube in her cart

your mom is the splitting image of young dro from grand hustle entertainment

your mom washes her face with prune juice

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A FLESH EATING DISEASE, THE DOCTOR GAVE HER TEN YEARS TO LIVE

 

[Gas One]

your momma look like tattoo from love boat

thats why i took your mom to the hotel i took a shower i came out and bitch was lookin at me like

thats why your mom got a double chin and she smoke marbolo lights through it


thats why your mom raised you and your 4 brothers from professional dirtbike money

 

[MobbinINda916]

YOUR MOM IS SO POOR THAT BURGLARS BREAK IN AND LEAVE MONEY FOR HER

 

[Gas One]

thats why your mom did the intro to dragnet

your mom created every single centurion toy with her bare hand

your momma only eat cauliflower

thats why your mom sell PCP out of a waterbed on the low

your mom makes bandanas with drawing paper