Mass Effect 3

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HERESY

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#81
damn, people actually buying this game?

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No gay sex with any of my shepards. In fact, my Shepard was a player. I was trying to have him bang 2 alien beezies and 3 human beezies but I settled for Jack (she's a female) in one game and Tali (alien) in another. But in both games I was also able to hit the secretary or whoever she was and I had her feeding my fish while I was on missions.

And yeah I'm buying the game. There is gay shit in hella video games you just might not be aware of it. You ever play Final Fight? How about Skyrim?
 

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#82
No gay sex with any of my shepards. In fact, my Shepard was a player. I was trying to have him bang 2 alien beezies and 3 human beezies but I settled for Jack (she's a female) in one game and Tali (alien) in another. But in both games I was also able to hit the secretary or whoever she was and I had her feeding my fish while I was on missions.

And yeah I'm buying the game. There is gay shit in hella video games you just might not be aware of it. You ever play Final Fight? How about Skyrim?
I vaguely remember final fight, but more of a streets of rage/ double dragon guy.

ME3 is Shepard is gonna be a fag, bioware are making him come out the closet lol.
 
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#84
Prolly one of the funniest parts of ME is trying to wax as many beezies as possible w/o lettin any of em find out about the others lol.

And lol at servin the secretary chick some D and havin her feed your fish while your out chasin other poontang
 
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#94
Anyone want to see what the Prothean from ME 3 looks like? If so I'll post it.
Don't post it breh, I'm tryin to save the suspense for my first playthrough. I remember seein dead ones in the first game so I kinda think I know what to expect tho.

Fuck I just realized my old ME saves are on another hard drive 5 hrs away. I'm gonna have to have that shit mailed to me ASAP. I wanna us my evil badass that kills/let's everyone die, is an asshole in every conversation and tries to fuck all the ladies
 
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#96
Im surprised so many people are buying a story driven game and then skipping the actual story. The action element is fun but I am playing to see how my choices reflect from ME 1 and 2. And why post the Protean hes nothing special I thought it was a collector at first.
 
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#97
No gay sex with any of my shepards. In fact, my Shepard was a player. I was trying to have him bang 2 alien beezies and 3 human beezies but I settled for Jack (she's a female) in one game and Tali (alien) in another. But in both games I was also able to hit the secretary or whoever she was and I had her feeding my fish while I was on missions.

And yeah I'm buying the game. There is gay shit in hella video games you just might not be aware of it. You ever play Final Fight? How about Skyrim?
yeah Im cool on the gay sex scene stuff. Nothing against gay people but that just ain't for me. I'd beat down Miranda though 10 times a day. Have you seen the model she's based on? bad bitch from Australia