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Jesus H. Christ (first name pronounced HEY-Zeus/Ιησους; plural Jay-Z, diminutive Jessie) was a pretty cool dude from back in the day, and he is one of the greatest men ever to live. Some even think he was The Man. Hell, 2.1 billion people think he was THE Man! He created all fifty American States, except for Indiana, which was created by Satan. He lived a long time ago and nobody knows what color he was, so most people pretend he was white, since most important races are. A lot of people make Jesus seem like he was an uptight dude, but really he just liked to laugh with his buddies, chill out with the disciples, and talk about the family business. He also briefly frontlined the highly succesful band The Havah Nagillahs, which failed after the background musicians walked out to form the chart-topping rap group The Twelve Disciples a.k.a. D12. Controversially, Jesus had a false arm, which he often kept in a shed for safe keeping. Furtherstill, he was noted for many famous sayings (see: Famous sayings of Jesus) many of which were cribbed from The Bible. He was the vocalist for The Jesus and Mary Chain, and Jesus Jones.
Most accounts have summed up Jesus' life as follows:
1. Born
2. Got depressed about the whole "not knowing a woman" thing.
3. Decided it was okay to eat bacon. (which it wasn't until then. Apparently JC was immune to Trichinosis.)
4. Went off to have fun in the desert.
a. Chilled with Lucifer while ticking him off,
Skipped lunch
B.A.S.E. jumping
Sightseeing
b. Got lost in the desert, saw !!!GOD!!!.
5. Bar Mitzvah (Greatest party of the millenium)
a. Married Mary Magdalene
b. ?Invented Cracked Corn?
6. ???
7. Prophet!
a. Found out who His real father was.
b. Preached a universal form of Judaist-Socialist values.
c. Loved everyone.(In that non-sexual/brotherly kind've way)
8. Death.
a. Last Supper (at Wendy's).
b. Went to the Gardens (Gethsemane, not Busch).
c. Got betrayed by Judas (Iscariot, not Priest).
d. Condemned to death by the Roman governor Herpititus.
e. Nailed and hung on cross.
f. Dies.
g. Stops being dead.
h. Flys around up in the clouds!
9. Christ!
The above is all true because a (holy) book says so. Don't be a Doubting Thomas, unless you are Thomas, in which case go right ahead.
If Jesus was alive today (which if you take a very casual look in any South American phone book seems to be very much the case) he might control the world. But he doesn't because he's cool like that. Jesus might also be a Jedi and would probably party with those heavy metalists Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi and the many house flies that followed him around. For a while it was assumed that these flies followed him around because of the fact that Jesus never took a bath because of his hydrophobia. But in reality, they just liked him alot since he saved their mum. When the retired Greek goddess Athena heard this rumor she gave him the power to walk just above the water, so that he would never actually have to touch it. Even though he already had that power. Duh. Anyway, she soon afterward found out that she wasn't real and went through an emotional breakdown, disappearing from her own non-existance.
Jesus' powers have low effect on yellow mice, but they get a +5% bonus versus green, and will take half damage in a saving throw of 2d6 against all dark-based attacks. Unaturally lucky, Jesus seems nuntouchable by magic. As has often been stated by fans of his, "Jesus Saves."
While some call Jesus a saint, others call him a prophet, and even more call him the one and only greatest Rock God of all time,(all are excellent and cool/true), Jesus was clearly a bastard. In the human sense anyway. It is noted quite clearly in the Bible that Joseph and Mary were, in fact, not married. But spiritually speaking, J35|_|5 pwnz0rz j00
Jesus came into being under the oddest of circumstances. After several thousand years of hard work, Jesus' father God decided that massive floods and torturous plagues weren't the best ways to go about winning the hearts of his people.
God later claimed that He, "Always wanted a son" that he could teach pro football. He soon realized that, although He could kick your ass, football is not among his many talents. He then fell back on his Plan B: teaching his son to become the figurehead of the world.
God decided that he needed a poster boy to win over the population of the world. As God later stated in his '93 Connie Chung interview, "I needed someone who was tall, handsome, witty, and with a winning personality." God later revoked his last comment on the grounds that God is way too cool to say "winning personality."
Now came the Virgin Mary and Joseph, two strikingly thin and attractive teens who wanted nothing more than to get maried and make babies(Joseph did, anyway). "She was a cool girl," quoteth God. "You have no idea how surprised I was that she was a virgin. Seriously. I didn't know that you could show that much cleavage while wearing a robe." In any case, she was the perfect mother for Christ. She was getting ready to marry Joseph, but he was very understanding. Also, she was foxy, had a nice rack o' lamb, and was loving, caring, respectful, tasteful, and brunette; in a word, all the requirements that God wanted for the mother of his only begotten son: to be hot and humble about it(and to be righteously awesome; Come to think of it, you can't fit all of God's requirements in a word). So when Mary was approached by an angel, Gabriel, she was still technically a virgin. At least that was Mary's story.
It is well-known that, late one night, God supposedely came to Mary in the form of Holyness and impregnated her. Joseph was too busy clubbing with some rowdy Arimathean hooligans to notice that the Holy Creator of Everything was screwing his wife. As a matter of fact, Mary was a prostitute and had married Joseph under the impression that he had a big tool. After finding out, on their wedding night, that Joseph had a microscopic tool, Mary vowed that she would spend the rest of her life having sex with other men until she found a man with a tool who could satisfy her. Unfortunately, because of the sexist laws of those days, Mary could not divorce Joseph without being severely punished by the government (she would have been sentenced to be stoned by the mob). Therefore, Mary would live her married life pretending to be a virgin so she wouldn't have to sleep with Joseph.
When Joseph first heard Mary's story about God sleeping with her, he didn't believe her and wanted to divorce Mary. But, then, Gabriel, the Angel of the Lord, flew down and scared the beejees out of him, saying, "If you don't stay with that chick Mary, God will strike you down where you stand! Understood?" Joseph understood, and promptly wet himself.
When it came time to deliver Jesus, Mary and Joseph found themselves passing through the funky convention town of Bethlehem. Currently hosting a major governmental convention, all the inns and taverns were full. Even the brothels had no beds to spare (Fun Fact: In those days, brothels were soup kitchens). Lacking a suitable place to give birth, Joseph and Mary started poking around in stables, desperately looking for a hay pile or something. At last, they found an innkeeper who offered use of the shed out back (It is now known that he actually had a room available; he was just a douche). After slipping on an excrement-covered floor and falling headfirst into a manger, Mary popped out the son of God, and the rest, as they say, is history.
For the next nine months, Joseph and Mary wandered the Middle East, because rumors were already beginning to circulate about Mary's real sex life. In Egypt, Jesus was placed in a magic school where he learned all the magic tricks he would later used to fool the people.
Jesus's first sex experience came from his mother who in her quest to find the biggest tool did not even think twice about her son's welfare. After this affair, Jesus became disgusted with women and "became" gay as the Christian conservatives like to say. As a matter of fact, thought, Jesus had been born gay and the experience with his mother was not the cause of his homosexuality. Jesus chose the apostles solely on their physical beauty. Following the example of his mother, he kept these men as his own personal harem.
Evidence of Jesus' homosexuality has been expunged from the current versions of the Gospels. For example, the full text of St. Mark chapter 10 (between verses 34 and 35 in the standard version of the Bible) originally contained a passage which included the following text. "And the boy, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the boy, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the boy came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God". This passage shows that Jesus was not only gay, but that he liked his boys young.
As he grew up, Jesus became much liked and admired. Everybody liked Him and wanted to hang out with Him. Even the Prophet, Zachieas 'little' Man had been known to hang out with Jesus whenever he went to Las Vegas. His popularity was attributable to His highly entertaining, and often useful, "miracles", not to mention He had the best wine this side of the river Jordan.
Jesus' miracles were always interesting, and often had a little moral lesson that went along with them. He turned water into wine, and once when a bunch of people came to see Him and forgot to bring lunch, He whipped up an amazing Lobster Fra Diavolo con Linguine that had people talking for months. Jesus could do anything; if He wanted to, He could have turned a chariot into a Ferrari 250 Testarossa (though this would have been highly impractical, due to a shortage of petrol stations in the 1st century), a piece of wood into a Stickman Sandpiper surfboard (not so much impractical as inferior, since he had that "walking on water" trick) or 45 blind mice into the New York Yankees.
Jesus was most popular when he held his 42 year long Bar Mitzvah (Sweet 13), which started in the year 42 BC. He received at least one present from everyone in Rome, and God even got him a Ferrari convertible chariot. Some people say that God also gave Jesus the gist of how to make cracked corn. Jesus has never commented to anyone on this, and some people believe that this is all just a bunch of crap, but I wouldn't doubt it was true. I mean Jesus kicks enough ass to make cracked corn.
Jesus' superhero status is further reflected in his origin, the birth of a baby with a Mexican name to a woman in Judea, 1600 years before a Christian discovered Mexicans. (Editor's note: The Mormons use this as compelling proof that Jesus did, in fact, visit the Americas.)
If you were blind, crippled, sick or lame you could just go to Jesus, and He'd put His hands on you and heal you. That certainly made Him very popular. For this reason, Jesus' hands were in high demand back then.
According to contemporary reports, there was nothing Jesus couldn't do. He could have sung better than Freddie Mercury, He could surf pretty well, He could have driven better than Mario Andretti, He could have hit more home runs than Big Papi, and He could have baked the most incredible fudge brownies ever. If He had been an actor, He could have won an Oscar (Wilde) every time. However, former power hitter and voodoo houngan for the Chicago Cubs, Sammy Sosa, disagreed, and stated his opinion: "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."
But some people got jealous of how popular Jesus was, so they killed Him. (His infamous "I'm bigger than the Beatles" statement most likely was the straw that broke the camel's back.) Jesus, however, was just too amazing to let a little thing like death stop Him. Three days later He rose from the dead, danced around for a bit and then went back to heaven! Even though Jesus hasn't appeared to have appeared openly on Earth since his prize fight with Rocky Balboa, His popularity and approval ratings remain as high as ever. However, many modern historians (and other worshippers of science) are often baffled by the amount of attention is paid to this 2,000-year-old Jew. But there is a consensus that it has something to do with the average person’s love of frozen popsicle treats.
Jesus is now hunted by African poachers on the Serengeti. They think they can sell his hands for a very high price to the Chinese who believe they contain magic powers and, when powdered and mixed with green tea, provide what the Happy Jesus Happy Powder Company of Shanghai calls "Happy Magical Jesus Manly Male Magic".
Yeah, Jesus got pwned by the Roman governor Herpatitis. Died for your sins and all that fun stuff. His last words are commonly said to be, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." and "Hey, I can see my house from here..."
A heretical sect believes that Jesus actually died by slipping in the tub. They are known as Baathists, and are frequently warred against by true Christians. They can be identified by the use of a small gold or silver showerhead around their necks instead of a cross; and rather than crossing themselves, they wave their arms in circles as if losing their balance, while repeating "whoa whoa whoa".
Most accounts have summed up Jesus' life as follows:
1. Born
2. Got depressed about the whole "not knowing a woman" thing.
3. Decided it was okay to eat bacon. (which it wasn't until then. Apparently JC was immune to Trichinosis.)
4. Went off to have fun in the desert.
a. Chilled with Lucifer while ticking him off,
Skipped lunch
B.A.S.E. jumping
Sightseeing
b. Got lost in the desert, saw !!!GOD!!!.
5. Bar Mitzvah (Greatest party of the millenium)
a. Married Mary Magdalene
b. ?Invented Cracked Corn?
6. ???
7. Prophet!
a. Found out who His real father was.
b. Preached a universal form of Judaist-Socialist values.
c. Loved everyone.(In that non-sexual/brotherly kind've way)
8. Death.
a. Last Supper (at Wendy's).
b. Went to the Gardens (Gethsemane, not Busch).
c. Got betrayed by Judas (Iscariot, not Priest).
d. Condemned to death by the Roman governor Herpititus.
e. Nailed and hung on cross.
f. Dies.
g. Stops being dead.
h. Flys around up in the clouds!
9. Christ!
The above is all true because a (holy) book says so. Don't be a Doubting Thomas, unless you are Thomas, in which case go right ahead.
If Jesus was alive today (which if you take a very casual look in any South American phone book seems to be very much the case) he might control the world. But he doesn't because he's cool like that. Jesus might also be a Jedi and would probably party with those heavy metalists Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi and the many house flies that followed him around. For a while it was assumed that these flies followed him around because of the fact that Jesus never took a bath because of his hydrophobia. But in reality, they just liked him alot since he saved their mum. When the retired Greek goddess Athena heard this rumor she gave him the power to walk just above the water, so that he would never actually have to touch it. Even though he already had that power. Duh. Anyway, she soon afterward found out that she wasn't real and went through an emotional breakdown, disappearing from her own non-existance.
Jesus' powers have low effect on yellow mice, but they get a +5% bonus versus green, and will take half damage in a saving throw of 2d6 against all dark-based attacks. Unaturally lucky, Jesus seems nuntouchable by magic. As has often been stated by fans of his, "Jesus Saves."
While some call Jesus a saint, others call him a prophet, and even more call him the one and only greatest Rock God of all time,(all are excellent and cool/true), Jesus was clearly a bastard. In the human sense anyway. It is noted quite clearly in the Bible that Joseph and Mary were, in fact, not married. But spiritually speaking, J35|_|5 pwnz0rz j00
Jesus came into being under the oddest of circumstances. After several thousand years of hard work, Jesus' father God decided that massive floods and torturous plagues weren't the best ways to go about winning the hearts of his people.
God later claimed that He, "Always wanted a son" that he could teach pro football. He soon realized that, although He could kick your ass, football is not among his many talents. He then fell back on his Plan B: teaching his son to become the figurehead of the world.
God decided that he needed a poster boy to win over the population of the world. As God later stated in his '93 Connie Chung interview, "I needed someone who was tall, handsome, witty, and with a winning personality." God later revoked his last comment on the grounds that God is way too cool to say "winning personality."
Now came the Virgin Mary and Joseph, two strikingly thin and attractive teens who wanted nothing more than to get maried and make babies(Joseph did, anyway). "She was a cool girl," quoteth God. "You have no idea how surprised I was that she was a virgin. Seriously. I didn't know that you could show that much cleavage while wearing a robe." In any case, she was the perfect mother for Christ. She was getting ready to marry Joseph, but he was very understanding. Also, she was foxy, had a nice rack o' lamb, and was loving, caring, respectful, tasteful, and brunette; in a word, all the requirements that God wanted for the mother of his only begotten son: to be hot and humble about it(and to be righteously awesome; Come to think of it, you can't fit all of God's requirements in a word). So when Mary was approached by an angel, Gabriel, she was still technically a virgin. At least that was Mary's story.
It is well-known that, late one night, God supposedely came to Mary in the form of Holyness and impregnated her. Joseph was too busy clubbing with some rowdy Arimathean hooligans to notice that the Holy Creator of Everything was screwing his wife. As a matter of fact, Mary was a prostitute and had married Joseph under the impression that he had a big tool. After finding out, on their wedding night, that Joseph had a microscopic tool, Mary vowed that she would spend the rest of her life having sex with other men until she found a man with a tool who could satisfy her. Unfortunately, because of the sexist laws of those days, Mary could not divorce Joseph without being severely punished by the government (she would have been sentenced to be stoned by the mob). Therefore, Mary would live her married life pretending to be a virgin so she wouldn't have to sleep with Joseph.
When Joseph first heard Mary's story about God sleeping with her, he didn't believe her and wanted to divorce Mary. But, then, Gabriel, the Angel of the Lord, flew down and scared the beejees out of him, saying, "If you don't stay with that chick Mary, God will strike you down where you stand! Understood?" Joseph understood, and promptly wet himself.
When it came time to deliver Jesus, Mary and Joseph found themselves passing through the funky convention town of Bethlehem. Currently hosting a major governmental convention, all the inns and taverns were full. Even the brothels had no beds to spare (Fun Fact: In those days, brothels were soup kitchens). Lacking a suitable place to give birth, Joseph and Mary started poking around in stables, desperately looking for a hay pile or something. At last, they found an innkeeper who offered use of the shed out back (It is now known that he actually had a room available; he was just a douche). After slipping on an excrement-covered floor and falling headfirst into a manger, Mary popped out the son of God, and the rest, as they say, is history.
For the next nine months, Joseph and Mary wandered the Middle East, because rumors were already beginning to circulate about Mary's real sex life. In Egypt, Jesus was placed in a magic school where he learned all the magic tricks he would later used to fool the people.
Jesus's first sex experience came from his mother who in her quest to find the biggest tool did not even think twice about her son's welfare. After this affair, Jesus became disgusted with women and "became" gay as the Christian conservatives like to say. As a matter of fact, thought, Jesus had been born gay and the experience with his mother was not the cause of his homosexuality. Jesus chose the apostles solely on their physical beauty. Following the example of his mother, he kept these men as his own personal harem.
Evidence of Jesus' homosexuality has been expunged from the current versions of the Gospels. For example, the full text of St. Mark chapter 10 (between verses 34 and 35 in the standard version of the Bible) originally contained a passage which included the following text. "And the boy, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the boy, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the boy came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God". This passage shows that Jesus was not only gay, but that he liked his boys young.
As he grew up, Jesus became much liked and admired. Everybody liked Him and wanted to hang out with Him. Even the Prophet, Zachieas 'little' Man had been known to hang out with Jesus whenever he went to Las Vegas. His popularity was attributable to His highly entertaining, and often useful, "miracles", not to mention He had the best wine this side of the river Jordan.
Jesus' miracles were always interesting, and often had a little moral lesson that went along with them. He turned water into wine, and once when a bunch of people came to see Him and forgot to bring lunch, He whipped up an amazing Lobster Fra Diavolo con Linguine that had people talking for months. Jesus could do anything; if He wanted to, He could have turned a chariot into a Ferrari 250 Testarossa (though this would have been highly impractical, due to a shortage of petrol stations in the 1st century), a piece of wood into a Stickman Sandpiper surfboard (not so much impractical as inferior, since he had that "walking on water" trick) or 45 blind mice into the New York Yankees.
Jesus was most popular when he held his 42 year long Bar Mitzvah (Sweet 13), which started in the year 42 BC. He received at least one present from everyone in Rome, and God even got him a Ferrari convertible chariot. Some people say that God also gave Jesus the gist of how to make cracked corn. Jesus has never commented to anyone on this, and some people believe that this is all just a bunch of crap, but I wouldn't doubt it was true. I mean Jesus kicks enough ass to make cracked corn.
Jesus' superhero status is further reflected in his origin, the birth of a baby with a Mexican name to a woman in Judea, 1600 years before a Christian discovered Mexicans. (Editor's note: The Mormons use this as compelling proof that Jesus did, in fact, visit the Americas.)
If you were blind, crippled, sick or lame you could just go to Jesus, and He'd put His hands on you and heal you. That certainly made Him very popular. For this reason, Jesus' hands were in high demand back then.
According to contemporary reports, there was nothing Jesus couldn't do. He could have sung better than Freddie Mercury, He could surf pretty well, He could have driven better than Mario Andretti, He could have hit more home runs than Big Papi, and He could have baked the most incredible fudge brownies ever. If He had been an actor, He could have won an Oscar (Wilde) every time. However, former power hitter and voodoo houngan for the Chicago Cubs, Sammy Sosa, disagreed, and stated his opinion: "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."
But some people got jealous of how popular Jesus was, so they killed Him. (His infamous "I'm bigger than the Beatles" statement most likely was the straw that broke the camel's back.) Jesus, however, was just too amazing to let a little thing like death stop Him. Three days later He rose from the dead, danced around for a bit and then went back to heaven! Even though Jesus hasn't appeared to have appeared openly on Earth since his prize fight with Rocky Balboa, His popularity and approval ratings remain as high as ever. However, many modern historians (and other worshippers of science) are often baffled by the amount of attention is paid to this 2,000-year-old Jew. But there is a consensus that it has something to do with the average person’s love of frozen popsicle treats.
Jesus is now hunted by African poachers on the Serengeti. They think they can sell his hands for a very high price to the Chinese who believe they contain magic powers and, when powdered and mixed with green tea, provide what the Happy Jesus Happy Powder Company of Shanghai calls "Happy Magical Jesus Manly Male Magic".
Yeah, Jesus got pwned by the Roman governor Herpatitis. Died for your sins and all that fun stuff. His last words are commonly said to be, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." and "Hey, I can see my house from here..."
A heretical sect believes that Jesus actually died by slipping in the tub. They are known as Baathists, and are frequently warred against by true Christians. They can be identified by the use of a small gold or silver showerhead around their necks instead of a cross; and rather than crossing themselves, they wave their arms in circles as if losing their balance, while repeating "whoa whoa whoa".
FIRST OFF HOMEY BOSSES DONT GIT THEY FEET DIRTY THEY SEND THERE HITTERS MAYN AND UH THE HITTERS WILL BE THERE SATURDAY MAYN WHAT THE FUK NIGGAZ SUPPOSED TO STOP THEY BUSINESS TO PROCEED WIT FOOGAZY ASS NIGGAZZ THAT KNOW THEY AINT FINNA SHOW UP DOG??? JUST KNOW THAT THE THREAD TALK ENDS SATURDAY AND BE WHERE YOU KAN BE FOUND ALL YOU NIGGAZZ WHO EVER STICKEN THEY ASS OUT THERE TO BE FUCKED....NIGGA THIS BEYOND GANGSTA SHIT HOMEY YOU FUCKEN WIT GROWN ASS MEN LIKE I SAID IN THE LAST THREAD HOGG- VS- LIM.PG 7OR 8 AROUND THERE SUMWHERE...AY MAYN YO PAGE AINT SAYIN NUTHEN BUT THE SAME SHIT OVER AN OVER LIL HOMEY...YOU AINT SAID NUTHEN THATS ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR SHIT SELL ANY FASTER. BOSSES DONT TALK NIGGA THEY MOVE NOW ADD THAT UP IN YA LIL "G" STACK NIGGA AN STOP RUNNEN AROUND WIT THE SAME ASS WAD FOR MONTHS STRAIGHT NIGGA SPEND SUM OF THAT SO KALLED HARD EARNED DOE AN NOT AT THE SWAP MEETS OR ANY OF THE LOCAL CHINESE SHOPS TRYEN TO BUDGET EITHER SO IT MAKE YOU SEEM LIKE YOU DOIN THANGS MAYN..REAL WORK IS BEHIND THE SCENES AN NOT BUSTEN FOR PENUTS DOG!!! WATCH HOW I PUT NIGGAZZ ON FRONT STREET, DONT GIT MAD AN START SHOOTIN APPROACH ME LIKE UH MAN AN GIT OFF WHERE YOU MAD AT, ANYONE OF YOU NIGGAZZ DISSEN...WE WILL BE SEING YOU (SOON). (CHARLES MANSON) NIGGA IM OUT!!! P.S. INREFRENCES OF WHAT YOU SAID ON PAGE 95- LIM
@ LIL WHITEY CUZZ...HOMIE MIND UR BIZZ...A HITTA AINT ONNA COME ONLINE AND WOLF.....HE JUS GONE CE WIT IT.....I HOPE U DONT LET CRAZY GET U INTO SOMIN THAT PRESCRIBED FOR HIM THAT WOULD CE UNFORTUNATE.....
WHAT YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT IS HOW BOSSY I REALLY AM...LOL...BITCHES....
PUT YO MONEY WHERE YO MOUTH IS!!!!
WHAT YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT IS HOW BOSSY I REALLY AM...LOL...BITCHES....
PUT YO MONEY WHERE YO MOUTH IS!!!!
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