Jive-talking twin Transformers raise race issues

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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that does it....SKIDS and MUDFLAP! they're talking about brown or black people! OH MY GOD! LETS SHUT DOWN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao.....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..............LMFAO @ jive talking. that's more racist than the fuckign names or the fact they talk like that.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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fuck beast wars!:angry: naa i cant front beats wars was pretty dope hahaha but i wanna see cgi with the cars and jet and shit.im going to see the movie sunday.i dont wanna be in that bitch cluttered with nerds and kids.
 

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The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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To be offended at some WIGGER robots while Jetfire shits a parachute, Devistator has gigantic wrecking balls tagged by John Turturro as the "robots scrotum", Wheelie changing sides only to find himself so infatuated with a human woman that he humps her in adoration of her dominatrix-style attitude toward him, and Jolt showing up in the middle of the desert to ressurect and combine Jetfire and Optimus after having no time whatsoever in the film is fucking HILARIOUS TO ME.
 
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To be offended at some WIGGER robots while Jetfire shits a parachute, Devistator has gigantic wrecking balls tagged by John Turturro as the "robots scrotum", Wheelie changing sides only to find himself so infatuated with a human woman that he humps her in adoration of her dominatrix-style attitude toward him, and Jolt showing up in the middle of the desert to ressurect and combine Jetfire and Optimus after having no time whatsoever in the film is fucking HILARIOUS TO ME.
You just gave away the entire plot... WTF???
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At least you didn't tell them about Megatron coming back and killing Prime.
 

Defy

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Jan 23, 2006
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To be offended at some WIGGER robots while Jetfire shits a parachute, Devistator has gigantic wrecking balls tagged by John Turturro as the "robots scrotum", Wheelie changing sides only to find himself so infatuated with a human woman that he humps her in adoration of her dominatrix-style attitude toward him, and Jolt showing up in the middle of the desert to ressurect and combine Jetfire and Optimus after having no time whatsoever in the film is fucking HILARIOUS TO ME.
what about when some of the constructicons fighting against nest while devastator is climbing the pyramid?
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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what about when some of the constructicons fighting against nest while devastator is climbing the pyramid?
That made tons of fucking sense, too. You got two sets of the same constructicons, the only difference is one set has robot form, and the other set just transforms into Devistator, yet they're THE FUCKING SAME.

How the fuck can Robert Orci write both Star Trek AND TF2, and come out with one solidifying itself in great plot history, and the other being completely devoid of a plot?
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Let us not forget how much of a fucking sissy The Fallen was, though he had the ability to teleport and also had telekinetic powers.

This movie was a fucking train wreck. I won't pay for another Bay inspired Transformers movie.
 

Defy

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I wonder what a Japanese transformer would sound like. or a european one. they're all american cars. shit looks like a big ass GM commercial when they're driving together