I'm never eating pork rinds again.

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D.I.R.B

D.I.R.B

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Gas One said:
So i'm sitting here eating baken-ets pork rinds watching the vh1 story on paula abduls life...crunch crunch criznunch

i get halfway through the bag and im like AYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the fuck!!???



what the FUCK is that?
a purple fucking pork rind? how is the color purple even vaguely involved in the process of a pork rind?

would you eat that shit?
what the fuck would you do?

does anyone have any explanation for a fucking purple pork rind bieng in my bag?

SHOULD i eat it?

should i bribe baken-ets for boxes of pork rinds? (makes me want to throw up thinking about it)

what if my bag of pork rinds gave me e-coli or some shit and i dont know it? should i sue them hoes? maybe this one radioactive pork rind contaminated the rest of them.

ideas welcome.
and muslims, i dont give a fuck about your anti pork laws shut the fuck up. keep that allah shit out my pork thread.
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Man we have to put up with your terrible un-funny trying to hard threads and now you gotta add the part about muslims? Fuck off. Keep eating your fucking pork rinds, no one gives a shit. I hope you choke on a cow's dick.
 
I AM

I AM

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D.I.R.B said:
Man we have to put up with your terrible un-funny trying to hard threads and now you gotta add the part about muslims? Fuck off. Keep eating your fucking pork rinds, no one gives a shit. I hope you choke on a cow's dick.
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Don't take it personal or anything...:cheeky:

Go back to watching Will Smith videos you faggot.
 
Gas One

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D.I.R.B said:
Man we have to put up with your terrible un-funny trying to hard threads and now you gotta add the part about muslims? Fuck off. Keep eating your fucking pork rinds, no one gives a shit. I hope you choke on a cow's dick.
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shut your bitch ass, whiny ass up. who gives a fuck what you have to put up with.

waaah waaaah waaaah.

and fuck allah. i dont give a fuck about son.

i like my women unclothed. and i like alcohol and bacon.
so no...YOU fuck off, towel head.

go pray to the east. and imma kick you from the west.
cuz the west is the best.

edit: bonus visual:

 
I AM

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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just typical, capitalist, oppressive Americans...which is most people.

that and the way people out here are superficial and materialistic, it's pathetic.
 
LurccH918

LurccH918

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Gas One said:
shut your bitch ass, whiny ass up. who gives a fuck what you have to put up with.

waaah waaaah waaaah.

and fuck allah. i dont give a fuck about son.

i like my women unclothed. and i like alcohol and bacon.
so no...YOU fuck off, towel head.

go pray to the east. and imma kick you from the west.
cuz the west is the best.

edit: bonus visual:

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LOL!!!!!!
 
D.I.R.B

D.I.R.B

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Who said I was Muslim? Have some god damn respect is all I'm saying. I'll put up with your dumbass threads about pork rinds, how you smoke too much and its making you sick and some other stupid bullshit that no one gives a fuck about, but not this. Do some actual god damned work for once in your life and stop posting 3423423 times a day. And if you absolutely have to, at least make it interesting. You so played out I know what kinda shit you gonna post about when I log on to this bitch. Oh yea, fuck your mom, your dad, and your grandparents. If they're already dead, tell me where they're buried so I can shit on their graves. Also, fuck your kids. if you don't have kids, fuck your man-lover Pierre. Fuck your pets and all your friends. Fuck everyone you see wlaking down the street. And of course, fuck you. Faggot.

And on your next date with I AM, tell him he's a faggot, but you both would already know that.

*waits for 4 1/2 page response from I AM*
 
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