I'm never eating pork rinds again.
- Thread starter Gas One
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Gas One said:
So i'm sitting here eating baken-ets pork rinds watching the vh1 story on paula abduls life...crunch crunch criznunch
i get halfway through the bag and im like AYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fuck!!???
what the FUCK is that?
a purple fucking pork rind? how is the color purple even vaguely involved in the process of a pork rind?
would you eat that shit?
what the fuck would you do?
does anyone have any explanation for a fucking purple pork rind bieng in my bag?
SHOULD i eat it?
should i bribe baken-ets for boxes of pork rinds? (makes me want to throw up thinking about it)
what if my bag of pork rinds gave me e-coli or some shit and i dont know it? should i sue them hoes? maybe this one radioactive pork rind contaminated the rest of them.
ideas welcome.
and muslims, i dont give a fuck about your anti pork laws shut the fuck up. keep that allah shit out my pork thread.
i get halfway through the bag and im like AYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fuck!!???
what the FUCK is that?
a purple fucking pork rind? how is the color purple even vaguely involved in the process of a pork rind?
would you eat that shit?
what the fuck would you do?
does anyone have any explanation for a fucking purple pork rind bieng in my bag?
SHOULD i eat it?
should i bribe baken-ets for boxes of pork rinds? (makes me want to throw up thinking about it)
what if my bag of pork rinds gave me e-coli or some shit and i dont know it? should i sue them hoes? maybe this one radioactive pork rind contaminated the rest of them.
ideas welcome.
and muslims, i dont give a fuck about your anti pork laws shut the fuck up. keep that allah shit out my pork thread.
They should send you a couple new bags, LOL!
I had some jujyfruits that hadn't been made right, there were hard ass clusters of corn starch in it, so I emailed them and they sent me 2 fresh out of the factory boxes...they were good.
It's worth a try.
Gas One said:
does anyone have any explanation for a fucking purple pork rind bieng in my bag?
ive been to a pig farm before. alot of those pigs were numbered with big Blue/Purple permanent markers.
my friends dad use to buy pork skin straight from a farmer and sometimes he would get pieces of skin with the blue/purple marker color still on it. my friends dad use to make his own pork rinds and even after he fried the pork skin...the color still showed. thats why that pork rind in your pic is purple; its the part of the pig where it got numbered
...first...I'm not a preacher.. but yeah... Fucc pork.
in regards to the purple pork skin.. Say that 3 times fast.... That's strange my nig..... I bet a whole lotta people got that in a bag and threw it away...tossed it to tha side... or, just ate it. (hmmnnnn)
get at tha company you just might come up. Free shhh and all that. They just might improve their product.
in regards to the purple pork skin.. Say that 3 times fast.... That's strange my nig..... I bet a whole lotta people got that in a bag and threw it away...tossed it to tha side... or, just ate it. (hmmnnnn)
get at tha company you just might come up. Free shhh and all that. They just might improve their product.
LOL! I do it when I get fucked up shit...I had a pair of Nikes and they got fucked up some how, the chemicals in the gel bottom came out and it smelled really bad...so I sent a letter to Nike saying, "put these in your president's office for 1 hour and tell me what he says," and they sent me a new pair of $150 shoes.
I got a pair of Ecko jeans that I'm about to fuckin email Ecko about...bastards. I just emailed Kroger about some fucked up noodles that I got, ended up turning to fucking mush. Shit was pathetic.
I just figure, if you get some fucked up shit, you can tell them, and they will likely replace it to keep you happy as a "returning consumer." They don't want to lose money, or have someone out there talking shit, so they'll give you something to pacify you pretty much, and that's cool with me! hahaha...
I got a pair of Ecko jeans that I'm about to fuckin email Ecko about...bastards. I just emailed Kroger about some fucked up noodles that I got, ended up turning to fucking mush. Shit was pathetic.
I just figure, if you get some fucked up shit, you can tell them, and they will likely replace it to keep you happy as a "returning consumer." They don't want to lose money, or have someone out there talking shit, so they'll give you something to pacify you pretty much, and that's cool with me! hahaha...
