I'm never eating pork rinds again.

[Gas One]

So i'm sitting here eating baken-ets pork rinds watching the vh1 story on paula abduls life...crunch crunch criznunch

i get halfway through the bag and im like AYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the fuck!!???

what the FUCK is that?
a purple fucking pork rind? how is the color purple even vaguely involved in the process of a pork rind?

would you eat that shit?
what the fuck would you do?

does anyone have any explanation for a fucking purple pork rind bieng in my bag?

SHOULD i eat it?

should i bribe baken-ets for boxes of pork rinds? (makes me want to throw up thinking about it)

what if my bag of pork rinds gave me e-coli or some shit and i dont know it? should i sue them hoes? maybe this one radioactive pork rind contaminated the rest of them.

ideas welcome.
and muslims, i dont give a fuck about your anti pork laws shut the fuck up. keep that allah shit out my pork thread.

 

[DankedOut707]

HAHAHAHAHA I HAD A FEW OF THOSE BEFORE

 

[Dana Dane]

Take one for the team. Eat it and let us know what happens.

 

[Gas One]

danadane, i might eat half, just to keep it funky.

707 for real? so youve seen this before? that makes me feel a LITTLE better..

 

[Humboldt High]

thats like finding a pearl in your oyster shave that shit and make it into jewelery

 

[Dana Dane]

HAHHAAHHA....Carve it into a bust of Mac Dre.

Keep lookin, if you find two, you can make earrings!

 

[DankedOut707]

HAHHAAHHA....Carve it into a bust of Mac Dre.

Keep lookin, if you find two, you can make earrings!

HAHAHAHA
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GAS ONE, I HAD A FEW OF THOSE. I DONT KNOW WHY THEY LIKE THAT, BUT I SAID FUCK IT AND ATE THEM. LOL

 

[BETO916]

YOU GOT GRAPES!!

I hate gettin' pork rinds with hair still on them

 

[Dana Dane]

BUT I SAID FUCK IT AND ATE THEM. LOL

Be careful what you eat, Davey!

 

[yoinkIZback31]

Take one for the team. Eat it and let us know what happens.

lmao really though let us knoe the effects....it just might be the cure for AIDS

 

[Gas One]

i might try to sell it on ebay and just give a good description...

since purple is the new fad and all

maybe that casino will buy it for 20,000

carving it into mac dre...hella good idea

 

[thascary1]

I get some of those purp ones in my bags too!

Never ate them though, just throw to the side and keep eating...lol

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

man how the fuck do yall eat pork rinds, that shit is the most garbagest food for you

 

[Gas One]

none of that anti pork shit.

fuck preachers.
edit: and pork rinds isnt a food its a snack

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

ay man i aint anti pork im down to eat some home cooked porkchops any day

 

[MooreBlock530]

i hate people that preach abotu what you eat.....

the best pork rinds are the ones from mexico.....not the hella hard ass ones but the ones that come in lil bags and still have the fat on em...lil pieces with that bomb ass chili....cant remember what the fuck they are called but there just lil ass pieces....BOMB!!

 

[Gas One]

^ the ones that come in like....the same type of thing that carries meat in the grocery store? with the plastic over it?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

i aint dissing ur food its just everytime i eat them they come straight out my ass in like 15 minutes, thats all, lol.

 

[Gas One]

okay youve given your opinion on pork rinds like 3 times, man. we get it. you dont like pork rinds.

jesus christ.

fuck are you, the anti pork rind crusader?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

pork rinds coming out my ass is pure fact, not opinion

and i do like them its just they make me boo boo muy grande