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savage

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#211
Feb 14, 2004
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#211
L.D.S. said:
I'm security. It fucking blows because security also means I'm the door man, so standing at the front door id'ing people and taking cover charge. There should be seperate people for those jobs, but at least I got a job now. lol
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Doorman: "You old, she pregnant...can't have a buncha old, pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy. I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in 1 1/4 black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd."
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Lice.Do.Suck.
 
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