I'm drunk

[savage]

Leavin.Da.Shack.

i got a 5th of black cherry vodka all to my self. its weak as hell, but it'll do.

 

[JAPE]

Leaves
Damaged
Slits

Lets
Dogs
Suckit

Loves
dog
shit

Lonely
Drunk
Samaritan

Lays
Down
Somalians

Loves
Dessert
Strudels

Lost
da
Sack

Loves
Drunk
Students

Licks
da
Snatch

Lazy
dumb
Shit

Lord
Doesnt
Sympathize

Loves
Deer
Steak

Loves
Dirty
Sanches'

went bad on em for a couple minutes ha

 

[Defy]

LETS
SAVE
DRUGS

LOL

Last Doodoo Stunk

 

[SouthernComfort]

Just
Ate
Poopy
Enema

 

[SouthernComfort]

Long
Dong
Silvers

 

[L.D.S.]

^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

That's dope.

 

[SouthernComfort]

user title change?

 

[L.D.S.]

For now, sir. For now. Only until someone beats yours. It's gonna be tough, though.

 

[niguardian]

liquid:douche:squirt

 

[savage]

Long.Dong.Shlong.

lol

 

[L.D.S.]

LOL

Loves.Da.Sistas.

 

[savage]

LDS.Da.Skatman.

 

[L.D.S.]

HAAHAHA

I got some serious jungle fever.

I was eating lunch with two black girls that struck up a convo with me at the bar yesterday, and I was DTF either of them. One had some big titties, ass, and slim waist, and the other was a bigger girl with a beautiful face.

 

[L.D.S.]

My ass is on fire. I had Jack and Coke with a salad and pizza for lunch.

It took all of three minutes after I finished my meal that I hit the mens room.

 

[jake921660]

Who the fuck has salad with pizza??

 

[Jack Tracks]

Who the fuck has salad with pizza??

thats my favorite time to eat pizza

 

[dizzlemacem]

Round Table Buffet

 

[infinity]

i havent been drunk in 4 days

its a siccness miracle!

 

[dizzlemacem]

I'm bout to get drunk right now and watch Observe and Report. I heard that shit was hella funny....

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

LIQUID DOUCHE SPLATTER



OBSERVE AND REPORT IS PRETTY FUNNY, IN A PINEAPPLE EXPRESS REDICULOUS WAY