If Jessica Alba came over to your house to fuck you...

[Gemini]

and when she pulled down her white thong, the part that was up in her ass was brown with peanutty shit residue, would you still smash? Lets say you didnt pay your utilities, so there is no running water in your house and she cant shower that shit out, would you still smash?

The chances of really hitting that are slim & your chances of getting your water shut off are far greater....so, if the oportunity came around to hitting that under those conditions? DAMN RIGHT I WOULD!

 

[GimmeYourShoes]

Hell no, but I would pay some hobo to lick the shit off her ass.

 

[Lo-Lo]

lmao this reminds me a that messy marv skit

"is that a shit stain bitch?!?!?!!!!" haha

but real talk it depends on how the shit smells, if it hella stanks i couldnt do it but if it was mild shit fuck it id b smashin too

 

[MIKO408]

JESSICA ALBA??????????!!!!!!!!!!YES

 

[Masked Lemon]

I'd use the thong to wipe her ass.... then I'd smash.

 

[REdRUM]

Make her spit in her hand and rub that shit off...

 

[DenverInput]

You sure do like to leave comments in all my lame posts dont you, you oozing cunt sore.

LOL!!!!

 

[hblock1]

lmao @ these kats actin like they wouldnt smash!!


who gives a fuck if the waters kut off.. do u understand how slim ur chances are of thrashin a chick thats anywhere near Jessica Alba's stature?! niggas talkin bout they wont stab.. u fuckin crazy.. if the opportunity presented itself at this given moment.. once in a lifetime.. I guarantee muthafuckas will eitha wrap themselves in peanut butter or get creative and find some way to wipe dat ass clean and start stabbin!! everybody who said no is livin in a dream world.. niggas'll catch stiff ones as soon as she start liftin her shirt up!! so yeah.. I'D THRASH DAT BITCH LIKE THEA WAS NO TOMORROW!!

 

[drunkaholic707]

GO USE THE NEIGHBORS HOSE

 

[Gas One]

and when she pulled down her white thong, the part that was up in her ass was brown with peanutty shit residue, would you still smash? Lets say you didnt pay your utilities, so there is no running water in your house and she cant shower that shit out, would you still smash?

what is with you and ass/shit/dick posts...

anyways, no i would not hit it

i wouldnt even have gotten that far, i'd think that shit is some sort of reality tv show where they snitch to my girlfriend and have my life ruined

and if my waters cut off forget that tramp...i need to sell some dope or she needs to break bread ASAP. no sex. water in my house>pussy

or maybe im just responsible or something

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

and when she pulled down her white thong, the part that was up in her ass was brown with peanutty shit residue, would you still smash? Lets say you didnt pay your utilities, so there is no running water in your house and she cant shower that shit out, would you still smash?

LOL I'D RUN TO THE STORE TO GET SOME BABY WIPES FOR HER... BUT SHE OR NO BITCH IS WORTH TOO MUCH TROUBLE I KNOW AND SEE FEMALES THAT LOOK ALMOST OR EVEN BETTER THAN SHE IS SO I GOT OPTIONS

 

[Evil Jesus]

what is with you and ass/shit/dick posts...

anyways, no i would not hit it

i wouldnt even have gotten that far, i'd think that shit is some sort of reality tv show where they snitch to my girlfriend and have my life ruined

and if my waters cut off forget that tramp...i need to sell some dope or she needs to break bread ASAP. no sex. water in my house>pussy

or maybe im just responsible or something

that shit reminds me of the radio morning shows that always try to catch people slippin with their significant others. if someone called me up tellin me i won a free dinner for 2 somewhere nice and a bouquet of flowers to go along with it just outta fuckin nowhere.. i aint fuckin around. send that shit to my moms. i never entered any kinda contest so i know thats bullshit. somethins gotta be up and im to smart for that crap.

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

but real talk it depends on how the shit smells, if it hella stanks i couldnt do it but if it was mild shit fuck it id b smashin too

mild shit?.. wtf.. HA.. and out of all the shit i say.. you decide to quote that.. wtf.. HA. :hurt:

 

[Mr. Samos]

and when she pulled down her white thong, the part that was up in her ass was brown with peanutty shit residue, would you still smash? Lets say you didnt pay your utilities, so there is no running water in your house and she cant shower that shit out, would you still smash?

Ofcourse I'd still smash man, everybody in this damn thread would still SMASH on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only that but I'd also take pictures and put that shit on E-Bay. Everybody bidding on shit residue jessica alba panties. Shit would change the WORLD, my nig, the WORLD.

lol.

 

[Evil Jesus]

^^ can i get a no pun intended post?

 

[B-San]

Damn I can't beleive this thread has been up since '05 and aint nobody thought of this...

get lurped/ boss action/ dome/ cabesa/ cerebral cortex - duuuuh!

but then again.. if you aint got running water, the mustiness might be boderline lethal on our poor house guest; so tell your neighbro that if he let you and Jessica take a shower at his spot... he can get a percentage of the profits from them dookie-stained panites that you gonna sell on ebay...

after the shower, the rest should be easy to figure out: return back to the pad and get MR. FANTASTIC all in them guts...

sorry I had to plug the movie...