If Jessica Alba came over to your house to fuck you...

[acurarsx]

lmao this shit had me laughing

 

[YOUNG BOI1]

smh

 

[Evil Jesus]

what the fuck does smh mean? i see that but dont know what the hell it means.

LOFL @ bitch what the FUCK is that??!!!

 

[DankedOut707]

what the fuck does smh mean? i see that but dont know what the hell it means.

LOFL @ bitch what the FUCK is that??!!!

SMH=SHAKE MY HEAD

I HAD TO ASK THAT QUESTION TOO. LOL SMH

 

[Toro]

SMH=Share my herpes

 

[GHP]

not only would i smash but i wouldnt leave out any detail when i told my buddies

 

[DankedOut707]

HAHA ACURARSX IS DIGGIN UP THREADS. THIS NUMBER 2 IN 5 MINUTES

 

[Evil Jesus]

damn good looks on the abbreviation smarts. usually im pretty good with that but that one was a doosy.

 

[Evil Jesus]

freaks so what your sayin is youve fucked some bitches that were dirtier than a bitch with some racing stripes in her shit? thats nasty as fuck homie.. i dont wanna even try to guess how much dirtier they get than a bitch with some fresh shit stripes in her panties.

 

[DankedOut707]

i would.

ive fucked grimey ass bitches just like this that dont look anything close to jessica alba

DAMN MAYNE. LOL

 

[Defy]

I got a kid, so I'd be singing some cam'ron shit D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DAMN! GO GET YA WET WIPES!


or I'd ask if she got a degree, cuz she finna give me hella brains

 

[Defy]

i would.

ive fucked grimey ass bitches just like this that dont look anything close to jessica alba

forget the peanut butter shit, freaks has fucked girls with 2 full twix lookin bars in they drawls!

 

[DankedOut707]

FREAKS THATS GRIMEY AS FUCK. I COULDNT FUCK WIT IT. I GOT RESPECT FOR MYSELF. LOL GOTTA HAVE SOME STANDARDS

 

[Evil Jesus]

forget the peanut butter shit, freaks has fucked girls with 2 full twix lookin bars in they drawls!

LMMFAO. king size snickers in that mahfucka.

 

[Toro]

Freaks pulled out and saw one of these:

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

do some motherfuckers just not know how to wipe they ass?.. i swear some people act like doo doo stains on they drawls is normal.. that shit ain't normal.

 

[Defy]

freaks new name = Shawty Shit Stain

 

[keelopz]

I'd kick her ass out my house, use ur cash to wipe ur ass bitch

 

[Pak Dan]

actually, i said JUST LIKE THIS... a little panty stain aint shit... well... it might be actual shit...... but.... well...... U KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM SAYING

NO MAYNE!

Freaks pulled out and saw one of these:

LMFAO!

 

[Arson]

id shape her clean with a old t shirt, spit, and go to work.