"If I were a car, I'd have a bumper sticker that read..."

[xraidedloc831]

"HONK IF MY STEREO IS TOO LOUD....SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU"


I have wanted to get one that said this for so long lolol.

 

[jay deuce]

At a store in the mall we seen a bumper sticker that said "I'm so gay I can't see straight" I'd like to steal a couple of those and secretly put them on peoples cars HAHAHAHA

 

[NASA]

I know, I know......license & registration!

 

[savage]

get off my ass or i'll go slower

 

[Mac Jesus]

"Mac Jesus for mod 2005"

 

[big D]

in the late 80s i saw a fine ass chick in a zr-1 corvette with the bumper sticker "If you can beat me, you can eat me."

 

[mustynutz]

" Wanna get high now....Come suck on my exhaust pipe"