"If I were a car, I'd have a bumper sticker that read..."

[MOSA]

@ ravage-your day should feel complete then ...cause i was the lucky lady =) ...i was laughing about that on my way to work......to silly

 

[KRYSI-31007]

SCHWARZENEGGER 2008

 

[karloz]

I just seen a funny one today...


"MISSING: Husband and dog.... $100 reward for DOG."

 

[SLOWPOKE]

FUCK YOU I AM SLOW......

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLOW POKE!
*SAID IN THE TUNE OF DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT BY POOP LOGGY LOG*

 

[bigbreaded]

MINE WOULD SAY " IF U DON'T LIKE THA WAY I DRIVE, GET OFF THA SIDEWALK".

 

[Gringo Starr]

FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKIN CAR YOU DROVE IN ON...and suck my hairy balls!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

dont just stare at my ass........... say somethin'...........

 

[Jake]

"my other ride is your mom"

 

[fillyacup]

"i run on gas an throw out beer, or i run on beer an throw out gas, i forget"

 

[eff suckaz]

i got a full tank of gas and im not pulling over.

 

[DJ LOON]

"if you are a female and can read this, u qualify for experimental sex."

 

[smuggla]

PRO-COAT HANGER! ABORTIONS FOR FREE!

 

[X MAN]

"Whatever you do...don't look in the trunk"

 

[SLOWPOKE]

IF YOU ARE READING THIS......
PIMPS UP HOES DOWN

 

[Zer0.MediA]

I break for BK french fries

 

[TAY CAPONE1]

HONK IF YOUR HORNY...THESE HOES IN THE BACC SEAT NEED SOME WORK!!!

 

[L Mac-a-docious]

Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear.

 

[SLY]

" Fuck the Police "

 

[shadow]

"Beat your Meat, Not Your Kids"

lmao

shadow

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

* Keep Honking - Im Reloading *