Ideas for a bachelor party without strippers or hookers...PLEASE HELP!!!
- Thread starter Palmer
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Damn, she got me in check??? Fuck that. It's more like this guy that I'm throwing the bachelor party is my boss. He also told me that if anyone brought strippers around him that night, he would never forgive them. Trust me, I think it's just as pathetic, and bitch made as everyone here, but I'm trying to be a good friend, oh and not fuck up my work relationship with my boss.
Fuck ya'll talkin shit on me, I'd never let a bitch tell me you can't do this, and you can't do that. Especially for some gay shit like you can't have strippers at your bachelor party. I was engaged to a chick that was perfect, plus she had LOTS of money, but she tried to control me, well obviously bitch aint in the picture no more so fuck you.
Do you see how I need some help with this shit. Fuck it though, I'm just gettin about 7-10 guys to meet up with him at a club or something, just to get him smashed. It aint no bachelor party, cause with no bitches it's basically just a sausage fest. So yes I'm trowing my buddy a sausage fest. Thanks to all of you that gave ideas, and didn't waste space by talkin shit.
Fuck ya'll talkin shit on me, I'd never let a bitch tell me you can't do this, and you can't do that. Especially for some gay shit like you can't have strippers at your bachelor party. I was engaged to a chick that was perfect, plus she had LOTS of money, but she tried to control me, well obviously bitch aint in the picture no more so fuck you.
Do you see how I need some help with this shit. Fuck it though, I'm just gettin about 7-10 guys to meet up with him at a club or something, just to get him smashed. It aint no bachelor party, cause with no bitches it's basically just a sausage fest. So yes I'm trowing my buddy a sausage fest. Thanks to all of you that gave ideas, and didn't waste space by talkin shit.
i thought the point of bachelor parties was to see how you react underneath pressure to atleast get domed up before you basically ruin your life.
as a test of your dedication. i figure if you really love a chick enough to marry her youd feel hella awkward with a stripper dancing on you anyway, while your boys jeer and make stupid loud noises.
i think thats why people refer to it as your 'last day of freedom'
shit, some girls would want their man to have a bachelor party with strippers/chicks...so they can have a snitch there and make sure hes not a cheater before she says yes.
as a test of your dedication. i figure if you really love a chick enough to marry her youd feel hella awkward with a stripper dancing on you anyway, while your boys jeer and make stupid loud noises.
i think thats why people refer to it as your 'last day of freedom'
shit, some girls would want their man to have a bachelor party with strippers/chicks...so they can have a snitch there and make sure hes not a cheater before she says yes.
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WHAT A SIMP! And you guys are in the military?!?! Is his name Captain Sav-A-Hoe or Luitenant Lame Game? Dammmmmmmm, I BET YOU she will have strippers at hers! She sounds like a controlling ass bitch, so she is gonna be like, "Watch, I got this bitchmade fool in check! He's not having strippers, but I'm going to take this strippers cock & balls to the throat guuuuuuuuurl!"
You should rent him a male stripper as a joke for being such a bitch! Or just play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver, and let him go first.
your homie sounds like a straight bitch,
so if u invite any hooker,strippers or anything that has a vagina hes never gonnna forgive you ?
wtf...i would of straight out told dood "your on your own"
i say u straight out get outta this cock fest quick before all of u decide to
get drunk and end up rubbin up againts one another....then blaimin on the
booze that u had Franks dick in ur mouth, Tom's dick in ur face and ur homie
thats getting married got trained while he was asleep by the rest of ur crew.
get out quick ! you dont want Tom's dick ur face ...NO NO NO!
so if u invite any hooker,strippers or anything that has a vagina hes never gonnna forgive you ?
wtf...i would of straight out told dood "your on your own"
i say u straight out get outta this cock fest quick before all of u decide to
get drunk and end up rubbin up againts one another....then blaimin on the
booze that u had Franks dick in ur mouth, Tom's dick in ur face and ur homie
thats getting married got trained while he was asleep by the rest of ur crew.
get out quick ! you dont want Tom's dick ur face ...NO NO NO!