Ideas for a bachelor party without strippers or hookers...PLEASE HELP!!!

[28g w/o the bag]

you and your potnas should get dude's fiancee drunk and then run a steam locomotive and a series of boxcars on her

that'll learn her

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[Palmer]

you and your potnas should get dude's fiancee drunk and then run a steam locomotive and a series of boxcars on her

that'll learn her

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LMFAO, but not on this one.

 

[THE ACIDRAPTOR]

A bachelor without strippers & party girls???

That aint a bachelor party mr...

Damn!! Thats gonna be a drought!!!

 

[Mike Manson]

Get drunk and watch some fine bitches mud wrestlin!

 

[GHP]

Damn if his soon to be wifey is going to trip out and make threats about calling off the wedding because of strippers at his bachelor party tell your boy to bail out on her now. She is going to be one of those controling, where are you every second of the day, you must be cheating on me if you aren't with me or at work type broads.

Tell him to jump ship now while he still has the chance...seriously.

I agree


I'd get the stripper and or whores anyways, thats what batchelor parties are all about. once you have the hoes in the building he will cave. fuck his wife to be its not her party and her friends will have cock and balls all in her face for her party lol

 

[PsyDaL]

Catch a ballgame or somethin. Get some box seats for your party and get shitfaced.

 

[Defy]

I say you go to bucca di peppo or another coo restaurant, take the limo y'all rented to a nice club, and end the night with a strip club.....



or at least that could be what y'all tell the fiancee that you did



on a side note, I think you should send a spy to the chicks bachelorette party to catch her with a male-stripper-shlong in her mouth





oh, and you don't have to go to a "strip club" with "strippers", she said nothing about "exotic dancers"

 

[LAZYBOY408]

damn she gots kids with a nother dood?

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

POOR GUY. TO TOP IT OFF HE HAS TO WATCH HER KIDS THE NEXT DAY? WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU? SLAP THAT FOOL BACK TO HIS SENSES.

 

[MEXCOM]

I agree with everyone talking about spying on HER. Maybe her bacholrette party will have them man strippers running trains on the bitch! Try and catch some of that shit in the act and your friend won't have to marry her.

 

[Palmer]

why not sleep?

cuz a bachlor party with no hoes is gay

Couldn't agree more.

To everyone else: Thanks for inputs, anyone want to give some experiences they've had that were cool?

 

[gimpypimp]

Why don't you just get some strippers and just not tell her?

 

[vinylfiend]

Go to vegas and do everything the bitch dont want him to do, then tell the bitch yall went somewhere else.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

WHEN SHE 1ST CAME OUT, WE WERE CLOWNING CUZ SHE HAD A STAB WOUND IN HER GUT. I ASKED HER IF THATS WHERE WE INSERT QUARTERS & SHE STARTED TALKING SHIT - PRETTY FUNNY.

IS THAT WHERE I PUT THE QUARTER BITCH! HWA HWA HWA YOUZ A CUTEY PIE HERE TAKE A SIP I GOT THIS TALL CAN GIRL COME OVER HERE

I feel for strippers havin to fuck wit yall base heads.

 

[Nuttkase]

The ball game with box seats idea is a good one.

Hey Palmer how old is this dude and how many kids does the girl have? Is it his kid(s)? Just wondering how far this dude is in or if he will be able to bail when and if he comes to his senses.

 

[nbpsfc]

Go bungee jumping, skydiving, 4 wheelin, hang gliding, parasailing, or some maney whiteboy shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SHIT

 

[AllCity Cinemas]

guys should just sit around and paint eachothers nails and tell stories about how you lost your virginity

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

at least get VIP service/a table at a club or some shit - no strippers or hookers doesnt mean no chics right?

 

[Gas One]

Alright everyone I really need some help here. I'm throwing a buddy of mine a bachelor party on Friday. It's not going to be real big or anything prolly just like 10 people. Here's the thing though his soon to be wife said if strippers were anywhere around him that night the wedding would be off. (Yeah don't get me started on that bitch). So my problem is I need cool stuff to do other than just ordinary stuff that can be done on any Fri or Sat night. No one wants to be responsible for throwing a lame bachelor party ya feel me?

I still don't see how I can throw a successful BP without strippers or hookers.

Oh and keep in mind it's gonna be a bunch of military guys so I don't need ideas that will jepordize our careers, only gettin loaded off liquor.

Thanks in advance!

IMO, he shoulda said fuck that, wedding over.
how you gon' get owned like that by your girl?

hookers is one thing, strippers are another.

i got a cousin whos married who took me to a strip club in SF and his wife didnt even blink.....she knows who he comes home to

 

[PsyDaL]

Anyone that brings a camera/videocamera to a bachelor party is a dumbass or a loser who dont get out much. Thats goin against the code. You bring your loose change/single bills/ a jimmy your eyes open and your mouf shut. Why fuck shit up for future bachelor parties....

A limo is a neccessity for any spot your planning on hitting up. Make sure its fully equipped wit the henny and champagne....